Lana: It's from a song?
Archer: Yes it's from a song! Recorded by Grammy winner and possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny goddamn Loggins!

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• Added: March 03, 2014

You're important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's storage unit...because I own him!

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• Added: March 03, 2014

Malory: So this whole thing was just a sham?
Krieger: Well, if by sham you mean...sham...

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• Added: March 03, 2014

Kenny Loggins: You think K-Log needs to pay for sex, do ya?
Archer: No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.

• Permalink: No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.
• Added: March 03, 2014

I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!

Kenny Loggins

• Permalink: I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!
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WIC! It's like welfare but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat but I think they give you a birth cheese.

Malory

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• Added: March 03, 2014

Cyril: If you finish that sentence, I'm going to rub cocaine in your eyes till you are blind.
Ray: Goddamn, Shawshank!

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• Added: March 03, 2014

I don't know about you, but I"m gonna be pretty upset if I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins.

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• Added: March 03, 2014

Jim Messina is a genius and without him? No Poco.

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Archer: There's no way a superstar like Kenny Loggins is going to be registered under his own name.
Pam: Yeah ha ha....it's not like he's Messina.

• Permalink: Yeah ha ha....it's not like he's Messina.
• Added: March 03, 2014

Cyril: So...why are we in our underwear?
Krieger: Meh...don't worry about it.

• Permalink: Meh...don't worry about it.
• Added: March 03, 2014

Archer: Pam...Pam...
Pam: Whaaat?!
Archer: Danger zone!! No no no, wait...This is it!

• Permalink: Danger zone!! No no no, wait...This is it!
• Added: March 03, 2014

Archer: And Woodhouse, if you spend any of that on heroin, you better buy enough to OD on, because...
Woodhouse: Will do!!

• Permalink: Will do!!
• Added: March 03, 2014

Cyril, shut your pout-hole, accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your league, that impregnating her would have basically been interspecies breeding, and get on with your life!

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• Added: March 03, 2014

Ray: Besides keeping everybody up all night with your damn hootenannies...
Archer: Wait, that was a hootenanny?

• Permalink: Wait, that was a hootenanny?
• Added: March 03, 2014

Jesus, these taste like calluses!

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• Added: March 03, 2014

You think you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born!

Malory

• Permalink: You think you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born!
• Added: March 03, 2014

Malory: Are you bothering them?
Lana: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day

• Permalink: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day
• Added: March 03, 2014

Man, I am blowing this jug!

• Permalink: Man, I am blowing this jug!
• Added: March 03, 2014