Archer Quotes from "Baby Shower"

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1. Yes it's from a song! Recorded by Grammy winner and possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny...

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Lana: It's from a song?
Archer: Yes it's from a song! Recorded by Grammy winner and possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny goddamn Loggins!

Lana: It's from a song? Archer: Yes it's from a song! Recorded by Grammy winner and possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny goddamn Loggins!

2. You're important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's storage unit...because I own...

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You're important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's storage unit...because I own him!

You're important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's storage unit...because I own him!

3. Well, if by sham you mean...sham...

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Malory: So this whole thing was just a sham?
Krieger: Well, if by sham you mean...sham...

Malory: So this whole thing was just a sham? Krieger: Well, if by sham you mean...sham...

4. No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.

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Kenny Loggins: You think K-Log needs to pay for sex, do ya?
Archer: No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.

Kenny Loggins: You think K-Log needs to pay for sex, do ya? Archer: No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this...

5. I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!

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I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!

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I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!

6. WIC! It's like welfare but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat but I think they give...

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WIC! It's like welfare but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat but I think they give you a birth cheese.

Malory
WIC! It's like welfare but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat but I think they give you a birth cheese.

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Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?