Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes from "Tactical Village"
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1. Entering Sprinkle City!
Gina: So stop playing.
Holt: But...I'm just about to enter Sprinkle City.
2. Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Jake: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Holt: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
3. "Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.
"Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.
Gina
4. I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.
I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.
Jake
5. Hey! Luke didn't know! No one knew!
Jake: How many times do I have to say it, she's like a sister.
Boyle: That's what Luke said about Leia!
Jake: Hey! Luke didn't know! No one knew!
6. Real stuff, like the shape of his ass
Rosa: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener.
Amy: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Rosa: Real stuff, like the shape of his ass
7. The Amy Santiago story.
Jake: I'm gonna make a great dad.
Amy: Not even gonna touch that.
Jake: The Amy Santiago story.
8. When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, Brain, Jaw.
When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, Brain, Jaw.
Jake
9. That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments that I'm gonna win that way.
That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments that I'm gonna win that way.
Rosa
10. Nope. I'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Terry: Talk to him, that's what friends do!
Rosa: Nope. I'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
11. Come on, man.
Terry: Scully, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say, "Yes, Sarge."
Scully: Okay, Sarge.
Terry: Come on, man.
12. Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I'm like, "boobs, farts,...
Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I'm like, "boobs, farts, boobs, whatever."
Jake
13. Because he actually asked her out.
Boyle: You wanna know why she went out with him and not you?
Jake: Yeah.
Boyle: Because he actually asked her out.
14. I think I figured out my persona for this year's Tactical Village. Introducing "Rex...
I think I figured out my persona for this year's Tactical Village. Introducing "Rex Buckingham", British secret agent, ballistics expert, ladies man.
Jake
15. I am playing a character - a no-nonsense detective whose only goal is to set this course...
I am playing a character - a no-nonsense detective whose only goal is to set this course record. His name is Vic Kovack, he's an ex-Navy Seal who was double crossed and left for dead...I don't have time to go into his backstory!
Jake
16. Well I do, but it hurts my stomach, so I haven't had milk, a beverage I love, for 19 years....
Holt: Do you know I love milk?
Gina: Uh, no.
Holt: Well I do, but it hurts my stomach, so I haven't had milk, a beverage I love, for 19 years. Nineteen MILKLESS years I've gone, but for some reason I can't...quit...cwazy cupcakes