Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes from "Tactical Village"

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1. Entering Sprinkle City!

Diaz in training

Gina: So stop playing.
Holt: But...I'm just about to enter Sprinkle City.

Gina: So stop playing. Holt: But...I'm just about to enter Sprinkle City.

2. Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Diaz in training

Jake: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Holt: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Jake: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy. Holt: Yes, but my...

3. "Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.

Diaz in training

"Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.

Gina
"Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.

4. I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.

Diaz in training

I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.

Jake
I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.

5. Hey! Luke didn't know! No one knew!

Diaz in training

Jake: How many times do I have to say it, she's like a sister.
Boyle: That's what Luke said about Leia!
Jake: Hey! Luke didn't know! No one knew!

Jake: How many times do I have to say it, she's like a sister. Boyle: That's what Luke said about Leia! Jake: Hey! Luke didn't know! No...

6. Real stuff, like the shape of his ass

Diaz in training

Rosa: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener.
Amy: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Rosa: Real stuff, like the shape of his ass

Rosa: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener. Amy: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy? Rosa:...

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Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.

Holt: Do you see me as a father figure?
Jake: No! If anything I see you as a "bother" figure cause you're always bothering me.