Quotables for the Week Ending January 7, 2016

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Happy New Year!

We're bringing you the best quotes from the first week of 2016. 

What's fun about this week are the pop culture references scattered throughout the quotes. 

There are quite a few from Modern Family, Supergirl gets in on the action, as does Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce and NCIS.

Have fun reading them, and let us know if we caught your favorite! You can find more right here

 

1. NCIS

Abbys brother is a suspect ncis

Vance: I'm thinking it's time we bring Tony Stark in for questioning.
Gibbs: [blank look]
Vance: Iron Man. Smug. Tech mogul slash super hero. My son collects them.
Gibbs: I guess now so do I.

Vance: I'm thinking it's time we bring Tony Stark in for questioning. Gibbs: [blank look] Vance: Iron Man. Smug. Tech mogul slash super...

2. Ash vs Evil Dead

One last effort ash vs evil dead

Alright Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! Uh, uh Pablo! I meant Pablo!

Ash
Alright Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! Uh, uh Pablo! I meant Pablo!

3. Galavant

The crystal ball galavant

Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.

King Richard
Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.

4. Family Guy

The guys make a music video family guy

You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?

Joe
You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?

5. Downton Abbey

Fox hunt downton abbey

Lord Grantham: If I could stop history in its tracks, maybe I would. But I can't, Carson. Nor you nor I can hold back time.
Carson: Unfortunately.

Lord Grantham: If I could stop history in its tracks, maybe I would. But I can't, Carson. Nor you nor I can hold back time. Carson:...

6. Supergirl

Keeping her secret supergirl

Kara: Ms. Grant, I'm sorry. Think what you think, but it's not true. I'm not Supergirl.
Cat: One time at a party Paul McCartney swore to me that he and Yoko were the closest of friends. He was more convincing.

Kara: Ms. Grant, I'm sorry. Think what you think, but it's not true. I'm not Supergirl. Cat: One time at a party Paul McCartney swore to...

7. Chicago Fire

Herrmann recovers chicago fire

Platt: It's me that should apologize. I mean yeah, that proposal was really messy and half-assed, but then again so are you. But, you are also the kindest and most honest man I have ever met, and I would be the luckiest girl on Earth to call you mine. Randall McHolland, will you marry me?
Mouch: Trudy Platt, marrying you would be my greatest honor.

Platt: It's me that should apologize. I mean yeah, that proposal was really messy and half-assed, but then again so are you. But, you are...

8. Chicago Med

Chicago med season 1 episode 5

Sharon Goodwin: Have you been binging on "Mannix" again?
Dr. Charles David: You don't like it, stop sending me box sets for Christmas.
Sharon Goodwin: All right. Okay. Next year, it'll be "Sanford and Sons."

Sharon Goodwin: Have you been binging on "Mannix" again? Dr. Charles David: You don't like it, stop sending me box sets for Christmas....

9. Chicago PD

Voight interrogates suspect

You know who doesn't shred files? Innocent people.

Voight
You know who doesn't shred files? Innocent people.

10. Teen Wolf

Finding the cause teen wolf

Lydia: You're a harbinger of death, Jordan. Don't you know?
Parrish: Don't I know what?
Lydia: Someone is dying.

Lydia: You're a harbinger of death, Jordan. Don't you know? Parrish: Don't I know what? Lydia: Someone is dying.

11. Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles and jake brooklyn nine nine

Jake: That looks like my dad. That is my dad! You cannot use his sperm! You cannot use his sperm!
Charles: My son would be your brother!

Jake: That looks like my dad. That is my dad! You cannot use his sperm! You cannot use his sperm! Charles: My son would be your brother!

12. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce

Cat has an idea girlfriends guide to divorce

Harris: I don't think men and women can be friends. I think it's always a lie.
Abby: Did you just quote When Harry Met Sally? I love that movie.

Harris: I don't think men and women can be friends. I think it's always a lie. Abby: Did you just quote When Harry Met Sally? I love that...

13. The Expanse

Unlikely allies the expanse

Earthers have a home, it's time Belters had one too.

Dawes
Earthers have a home, it's time Belters had one too.

14. NCIS: New Orleans

Sebastian heads to dc ncis new orleans

Sebastian: It's like Schrodinger's Cat. Okay? Cat's in the box, right? Could be dead, could be alive. But, as long as you do not open that box, your brother's still alive.
Abby Sciuto: ...That's a *horrible* analogy!

Sebastian: It's like Schrodinger's Cat. Okay? Cat's in the box, right? Could be dead, could be alive. But, as long as you do not open...

15. Modern Family

Paying the bill modern family

Ray Liotta: Goodfellas! Something Wild. Field of Dreams?
Luke: Never seen it.
Alex: We're really not that old.
Mitchell: Ray Liotta is a really fine actor, and we have taken up enough of his time...
Ray Liotta: Quit saying my full name like you have to tell them who I am.
Mitchell: Well...

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16. Law & Order: SVU

A rendezvous with a teacher law and order svu

Nat: Must have been in a lot of pain. Did he bleed to death?
Benson: Yes.
Nat: Good.

Nat: Must have been in a lot of pain. Did he bleed to death? Benson: Yes. Nat: Good.

17. American Horror Story: Hotel

An unlikely source american horror story

I'm not letting a red-dotted blood-whore freak take up another second of my time. This is my vacation!

Queenie
I'm not letting a red-dotted blood-whore freak take up another second of my time. This is my vacation!

18. Heroes Reborn

Miko and tommy heroes reborn

Tommy: You're katana girl. Look.
Miko: How is this possible?

Tommy: You're katana girl. Look. Miko: How is this possible?

19. Shades of Blue

Jennifer lopez in shades of blue

I have a daughter, okay, which means you have a daughter because that badge you've got in your pocket, that makes us family.

Harlee
I have a daughter, okay, which means you have a daughter because that badge you've got in your pocket, that makes us family.

20. The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon collaborates the big bang theory

Leonard: Do you know she never let me celebrate my birthday because being born was her achievement, not mine?
Gallo: That's heart-breaking.
Leonard: Right? To this day I send her a card every year with a little money in it.

Leonard: Do you know she never let me celebrate my birthday because being born was her achievement, not mine? Gallo: That's...

21. The Blacklist

Risky moves the blacklist

Donald, I find him so stiff so much of the time. He doesn't appreciate life's trimmings.

Red
Donald, I find him so stiff so much of the time. He doesn't appreciate life's trimmings.

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