Quotables for the Week Ending January 7, 2016Carissa Pavlica at . Updated at .
Happy New Year!
We're bringing you the best quotes from the first week of 2016.
What's fun about this week are the pop culture references scattered throughout the quotes.
There are quite a few from Modern Family, Supergirl gets in on the action, as does Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce and NCIS.
Have fun reading them, and let us know if we caught your favorite! You can find more right here!
Vance: I'm thinking it's time we bring Tony Stark in for questioning.
Gibbs: [blank look]
Vance: Iron Man. Smug. Tech mogul slash super hero. My son collects them.
Gibbs: I guess now so do I.
2. Ash vs Evil Dead
Alright Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! Uh, uh Pablo! I meant Pablo!Ash
Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.King Richard
4. Family Guy
You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?Joe
5. Downton Abbey
Lord Grantham: If I could stop history in its tracks, maybe I would. But I can't, Carson. Nor you nor I can hold back time.
Kara: Ms. Grant, I'm sorry. Think what you think, but it's not true. I'm not Supergirl.
Cat: One time at a party Paul McCartney swore to me that he and Yoko were the closest of friends. He was more convincing.
7. Chicago Fire
Platt: It's me that should apologize. I mean yeah, that proposal was really messy and half-assed, but then again so are you. But, you are also the kindest and most honest man I have ever met, and I would be the luckiest girl on Earth to call you mine. Randall McHolland, will you marry me?
Mouch: Trudy Platt, marrying you would be my greatest honor.
8. Chicago Med
Sharon Goodwin: Have you been binging on "Mannix" again?
Dr. Charles David: You don't like it, stop sending me box sets for Christmas.
Sharon Goodwin: All right. Okay. Next year, it'll be "Sanford and Sons."
9. Chicago PD
You know who doesn't shred files? Innocent people.Voight
10. Teen Wolf
Lydia: You're a harbinger of death, Jordan. Don't you know?
Parrish: Don't I know what?
Lydia: Someone is dying.
11. Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake: That looks like my dad. That is my dad! You cannot use his sperm! You cannot use his sperm!
Charles: My son would be your brother!
12. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Harris: I don't think men and women can be friends. I think it's always a lie.
Abby: Did you just quote When Harry Met Sally? I love that movie.
13. The Expanse
Earthers have a home, it's time Belters had one too.Dawes
14. NCIS: New Orleans
Sebastian: It's like Schrodinger's Cat. Okay? Cat's in the box, right? Could be dead, could be alive. But, as long as you do not open that box, your brother's still alive.
Abby Sciuto: ...That's a *horrible* analogy!
15. Modern Family
Ray Liotta: Goodfellas! Something Wild. Field of Dreams?
Luke: Never seen it.
Alex: We're really not that old.
Mitchell: Ray Liotta is a really fine actor, and we have taken up enough of his time...
Ray Liotta: Quit saying my full name like you have to tell them who I am.
16. Law & Order: SVU
Nat: Must have been in a lot of pain. Did he bleed to death?
17. American Horror Story: Hotel
I'm not letting a red-dotted blood-whore freak take up another second of my time. This is my vacation!Queenie
18. Heroes Reborn
Tommy: You're katana girl. Look.
Miko: How is this possible?
19. Shades of Blue
I have a daughter, okay, which means you have a daughter because that badge you've got in your pocket, that makes us family.Harlee
20. The Big Bang Theory
Leonard: Do you know she never let me celebrate my birthday because being born was her achievement, not mine?
Gallo: That's heart-breaking.
Leonard: Right? To this day I send her a card every year with a little money in it.
21. The Blacklist
Donald, I find him so stiff so much of the time. He doesn't appreciate life's trimmings.Red