Quotables for the Week Ending July 15, 2016

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As Outlander Season 2 comes to a close, with it comes one of the most beloved quotes from the novel, Dragonfly in Amber. 

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We also have quotes from new additions to the lineup including Suits, The Night Of and Mr. Robot.

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1. Outlander

The lovers outlander s2e13

But when I stand before God, I'll have one thing to say to weigh before all the rest. Lord, ye gave me a rare woman and God! I loved her well.

Jamie
But when I stand before God, I'll have one thing to say to weigh before all the rest. Lord, ye gave me a rare woman and God! I loved her...

2. The Night Of

Have you heard the night of

Naz: What's that?
Girl: This is the party you missed.

Naz: What's that? Girl: This is the party you missed.

3. Preacher

A look into the past preacher

I'm here to tell you your life can change in a moment, and this is the moment.

Jesse
I'm here to tell you your life can change in a moment, and this is the moment.

4. 12 Monkeys

Warming up in the apocalypse 12 monkeys

Hannah: What is this? This is how you lead?
Jennifer: Ah spoiler alert, I'm not wise old me. Am I? And if I'm being frank, my daughters are assholes.

Hannah: What is this? This is how you lead? Jennifer: Ah spoiler alert, I'm not wise old me. Am I? And if I'm being frank, my daughters...

5. Devious Maids

Posing as danni devious maids

I wrote it in my calendar last year after your struck me with a dust buster when I didn't.

Adrian
I wrote it in my calendar last year after your struck me with a dust buster when I didn't.

6. The Fosters

An inappropriate reacton the fosters

Callie: It's like Juvie.
Lena: From now on, make sure you all give yourselves extra time to get through security. We don't want you late for first period.

Callie: It's like Juvie. Lena: From now on, make sure you all give yourselves extra time to get through security. We don't want you late...

7. Rizzoli & Isles

Chasing ghosts rizzoli and isles

Patients will come back to a hospital if they get an infection. That's to be expected. But nobody will go to a haunted hospital.

Hospital administrator
Patients will come back to a hospital if they get an infection. That's to be expected. But nobody will go to a haunted hospital.

8. Major Crimes

The home search major crimes

Broken sprinkler head. Bad sign.

Provenza
Broken sprinkler head. Bad sign.

9. BrainDead

A secret deal brainddead

Red: Honey, you don't have to worry about my lips because they're never getting near you, I can promise you.
Ella: Don't try to cheer me up.

Red: Honey, you don't have to worry about my lips because they're never getting near you, I can promise you. Ella: Don't try to cheer me...

10. UnREAL

A new relationship unreal

Next time, I'm cutting them off. Now get out and don't come back.

Quinn
Next time, I'm cutting them off. Now get out and don't come back.

11. Suits

First day in prison suits

Louis: Holy shit, this is the best thing ever. I love both of you so much.
Harvey [To Jessica]: This is all your doing.
Jessica: Harvey, we're making progress.
Louis: Shit, this is the best egg roll ever.
Jessica: Christ, get me out of here.

Louis: Holy shit, this is the best thing ever. I love both of you so much. Harvey [To Jessica]: This is all your doing. Jessica: Harvey,...

12. Dead of Summer

Possible romance dead of summer

You don't want sex, you want a mixtape.

Blair
You don't want sex, you want a mixtape.

13. Containment

An escape cordon

Nobody hands out attaboys for not dying from a virus.

Lommers
Nobody hands out attaboys for not dying from a virus.

14. Animal Kingdom

The larger plan animal kingdom

Smurf: The bigger the score, the bigger the risk.
Baz: But not if we do it my way.

Smurf: The bigger the score, the bigger the risk. Baz: But not if we do it my way.

15. Zoo

An impending threat zoo

Moles and sloths. It sounds like my dating life after I got divorced.

Dariela
Moles and sloths. It sounds like my dating life after I got divorced.

16. Feed the Beast

Skyline feed the beast

Dion: Tommy and me are opening up a restaurant in the Bronx.
Dante: The Bronx? Why not Fallujah?

Dion: Tommy and me are opening up a restaurant in the Bronx. Dante: The Bronx? Why not Fallujah?

17. Scream

Asking for advice scream

Emma: You're never supposed to go to a second location with a stranger.
Eli: I'm not a stranger, okay, I'm just strange.

Emma: You're never supposed to go to a second location with a stranger. Eli: I'm not a stranger, okay, I'm just strange.

18. Pretty Little Liars

Aria montgomery photo

Do you make it a habit of inserting yourself into other peoples' homicides or just ours?

Aria
Do you make it a habit of inserting yourself into other peoples' homicides or just ours?

19. Mr. Robot

E corp mr robot

How do I take off a mask when it stops being a mask? When it's as much a part of me as me?

Elliot
How do I take off a mask when it stops being a mask? When it's as much a part of me as me?

20. Tyrant

Abbudin is threatened tyrant

Leila: Americans do some things right.
Cogswell: That's right. America would make a great ally because we're great at barbecue.

Leila: Americans do some things right. Cogswell: That's right. America would make a great ally because we're great at barbecue.

21. Bones

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Let's risk the lives of both of our children's parents so you can feel manly and virile and young.

Brennan
Let's risk the lives of both of our children's parents so you can feel manly and virile and young.

22. Queen of the South

A first run queen of the south

People don't like people who talk so much, Tony. How many times do I have to tell you that? Open your mouth only when you eat.

Brenda
People don't like people who talk so much, Tony. How many times do I have to tell you that? Open your mouth only when you eat.

23. Killjoys

Rambling through the badlands killjoys

Dutch: Any thoughts on the monk angle?
Alvis: All I can say is that the faith grew up in the mines. That's how I ended up taking the robes.
D'avin: You were a miner?
Dutch: That's why he's with us D'av.
D'avin: Here I thought it was bring a monk to work day.

Dutch: Any thoughts on the monk angle? Alvis: All I can say is that the faith grew up in the mines. That's how I ended up taking the...

24. Days of Our Lives

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There's not a damn thing I can charge him with. I can't prosecute a man for thinking about killing someone.

Justin
There's not a damn thing I can charge him with. I can't prosecute a man for thinking about killing someone.

25. Dark Matter

Going into hiding dark matter

Marcus Boone: She said that we were trying to go straight, turn over a new leaf. That sound like the truth?
Ryo Tetsuda: That does seem unlikely.

Marcus Boone: She said that we were trying to go straight, turn over a new leaf. That sound like the truth? Ryo Tetsuda: That does seem...

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And how many women call him? And how many women actually engage him? You see, men belong to a nice, exclusive subset. And you know, it's not betraying your sex by -- I mean, it's not regressive to be a conversationalist. You convince them you're a friend, and they'll forget what they are.

Daria

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that I can't win every fight. And that's cool; I'm okay with that. But this, this is our history. We can't lose this fight. All our struggles as a people, I think about it, and I used to say, “Imma show them. Imma go out and change the world.” Yeah, silly, I know, but when I'd look in your eyes, I could tell you were always thinking that I was running away.

Sam