Quotables for the Week Ending July 31, 2016

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It was a rather uneventful week on the ol' tube.

Wayward Pines Season 2 came to an end with no word on whether the tale will continue.

A lot of the original scripted shows on this summer is genre fare, and that's just how we like it!

Check out quotes from Killjoys, BrainDead, Scream, Preacher and more!

1. Killjoys

Davin is special killjoys

Pawter: There used to be a family of four in this picture.
Johnny: Points for being thorough.

Pawter: There used to be a family of four in this picture. Johnny: Points for being thorough.

2. Preacher

The cowboy is back preacher

I love my horse. I love my wife. I love my little girl. And, as for Jesus, he can join us all in Hell.

The Cowboy
I love my horse. I love my wife. I love my little girl. And, as for Jesus, he can join us all in Hell.

3. Power

Loose ends power

Proctor: Oh man. You gotta teach whatever it is you know about women because she should hate your breathing guts by now.
Ghost: Well she would, if I keep going to her for information. That's why I need you.

Proctor: Oh man. You gotta teach whatever it is you know about women because she should hate your breathing guts by now. Ghost: Well she...

4. Ray Donovan

To the casino ray donovan

The way I see it you got about 20 minutes before you lose that foot. Maybe another 40 before you bleed out.

Ray
The way I see it you got about 20 minutes before you lose that foot. Maybe another 40 before you bleed out.

5. The Night Of

The crucial inmate the night of s1e3

Guard [placing down shoes on Naz's bed]: From Freddie.
Naz: What for?
Guard: Traction.

Guard [placing down shoes on Naz's bed]: From Freddie. Naz: What for? Guard: Traction.

6. BrainDead

Laurel asks for help brainddead

Come on. You don't like children. No one likes children.

Red
Come on. You don't like children. No one likes children.

7. Rizzoli & Isles

Going undercover in the county jail rizzoli and isles

Maura! We're supposed to be finding pictures for my new home, pictures that theoretically reflect my life experiences.

Jane
Maura! We're supposed to be finding pictures for my new home, pictures that theoretically reflect my life experiences.

8. The Fosters

A 70 s party the fosters

Dana: You are like a foot taller since I last saw you.
Callie: And his voice is like an octave lower.
Jude: No it isn't.
Dana: Oh lord.

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Dana: You are like a foot taller since I last saw you. Callie: And his voice is like an octave lower. Jude: No it isn't. Dana: Oh lord.

9. Devious Maids

Meddling devious maids

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. Or Marisol's, those are just ugly.

Carmen
I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. Or Marisol's, those are just ugly.

10. Major Crimes

Going undercover in the county jail rizzoli and isles

If the baby thing is so important to you, stop talking about it or find someone else to have it with.

Sykes
If the baby thing is so important to you, stop talking about it or find someone else to have it with.

11. UnREAL

Sharing secrets unreal

Look, just because I didn't want your disease damaged sperm, doesn't mean I don't want a kid.

Quinn
Look, just because I didn't want your disease damaged sperm, doesn't mean I don't want a kid.

12. Dead of Summer

Worrying about camp dead of summer

Alex: Hey, remember when we used to call you Davie Cricket?
Cricket: Yeah, I remember you calling me it and I hated it.

Alex: Hey, remember when we used to call you Davie Cricket? Cricket: Yeah, I remember you calling me it and I hated it.

13. Zoo

Danger in portugal zoo

The guy who has our jellyfish, his name is Duncan Santos. He's the local venom dealer in here Lisbon, because God knows every city needs one of those.

Mitch
The guy who has our jellyfish, his name is Duncan Santos. He's the local venom dealer in here Lisbon, because God knows every city needs...

14. Feed the Beast

Into his own hands feed the beast

You said from this far back you couldn't tell if it was Iggy Pop or Patti Smith, remember?

Dion
You said from this far back you couldn't tell if it was Iggy Pop or Patti Smith, remember?

15. Scream

Losing something dear scream

Zoe: Virgin? Seriously? Where did you learn to do that?
Noah: Phantasm Two. It's a terrible movie, but one hell of a sex scene.

Zoe: Virgin? Seriously? Where did you learn to do that? Noah: Phantasm Two. It's a terrible movie, but one hell of a sex scene.

16. Animal Kingdom

Tensions rise animal kingdom

Craig: You don't think I can keep my dick in my pants.
Deran: Nope.

Craig: You don't think I can keep my dick in my pants. Deran: Nope.

17. Wayward Pines

The abbies descend wayward pines

For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction. You're not only choosing who to bring, but you're choosing who to now leave behind. You will be granting a pardon and a death sentence at the same time.

CJ
For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction. You're not only choosing who to bring, but you're choosing who to now leave...

18. Suits

I can get to harvey

In here, we use the buddy system and you left your buddy alone.

Frank
In here, we use the buddy system and you left your buddy alone.

19. Mr. Robot

Deleting mr robot

Jesus, I don’t normally say this, but I have got to Instagram this. People need to know this movie exists.

Darlene
Jesus, I don’t normally say this, but I have got to Instagram this. People need to know this movie exists.

20. Tyrant

Al qadi is caught tyrant

Molly: I thought losing my...Emma...was the worst thing ever...ever...but all those children...I killed them.
Barry: No.
Molly: They made me into a murderer and she's still gone.

Molly: I thought losing my...Emma...was the worst thing ever...ever...but all those children...I killed them. Barry: No. Molly: They made...

21. Dark Matter

Going undercover dark matter

Devon: They run an import/export business.
Five: So, smugglers.
Devon: If you wanna get technical.

Devon: They run an import/export business. Five: So, smugglers. Devon: If you wanna get technical.

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