Quotables for Week Ending April 15, 2016
Carissa Pavlica
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Outlander, Orphan Black, Fear the Walking Dead and Game of Silence all premiered this week.
iZombie went off with a swell two-hour power finale and Grey's Anatomy matched that with a two-hour episode about Ben and Bailey (But there's still more of that to come this season!).
Find out what was coming from the lips of your favorite characters when you scroll through the slideshow below!
1. Castle
Beckett: Time machine?
Castle: Only to go back and fall in love with you all over again.
2. Outlander
When Claire told me that she was pregnant, my first feeling was joy and happiness. It was almost hallucinatory in its intensity, because somehow, suddenly, in that moment, I, I thought she meant we were having a child. Then I realized, of course, it couldn't be mine. Had to be his.
Frank
3. Fear the Walking Dead
You die on water, you die on land. You gotta die somewhere.
Jack
4. Vinyl
Nobody wants to make girls A&R reps, because A&R reps give direction and criticism which is almost impossible to do with a cock in your mouth.
Andie
5. The Last Man on Earth
Phil: Oh come on! Don't play dumb with me, ya dong. She was my friggin' girlfriend!
Mike: Whoa! Hold on a second, are you talking about Christine? I come down from space after everyone in the whole world has died, and you're talking about CHRISTINE?!
6. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Greg: That bladder inflammation is my little gift to you, yeah sometimes chicks need medication after what I put them through! [to Rebecca] Come on, sing with me!
Rebecca: No, I'm not gonna do that.
7. Once Upon a Time
I'm glad your reflexes are better than your sense of style.
Regina
8. Girls
I've been eating Bugles my whole life, and I still don't know if I even like them, it's just something to do.
Hannah
9. Quantico
It's okay. It will be all right. I've come back from the dead before, right?
Simon
10. Madam Secretary
I can feel your sarcasm behind my back.
Elizabeth
11. Elementary
Joan: This is seriously our next case? Sniffing out bribes in the wine auction world.
Sherlock: New York is without a homicide this week. I'm terribly sorry that disappoints you.
12. Gotham
If you're providing any shelter to Jim Gordon, anything, a glass of water, I will bust you like a bum I never met.
Barnes
13. Supergirl
Supergirl: You're not a mindless drone.
Cat: No, I learned that lesson when Demi Moore and I wore the same dress to the premiere of Ghost. Never again.
14. Bates Motel
My mother and I have a very typical teenage boy mother relationship, I think.
Norman
15. Scorpion
Walter: She's very much EQ for my IQ, if you know what I'm saying.
Toby: I do and gross.
16. iZombie
Brooding expressions don't show up on tape. Use your words.
Clive
17. The Magicians
Fillory needs meds way more than magic.
Margo
18. Lucifer
As you can see, the Devil does indeed wear Prada.
Lucifer
19. Game of Silence
You don't get it. I'd rather die than have anyone know what happened to us.
Gil
20. The Americans
Martha: Can you come tomorrow night?
Clark: I think we should stick to Tuesday.
Martha: Then I think you should BE there.
Clark: I will. I will. I love you.
Martha [crying]: Tell me TUESDAY.
21. Agents of SHIELD
We think Ward's body was possessed, for lack of a better word, by It. The creature.
Jemma
22. Awkward
Sorry If my definition of fun isn't drinking all the time.
Jenna
23. Empire
Can you and your country ass traditions give us a minute?
Cookie
24. Rosewood
That's the sweet sound of appreciation. You should try it.
Rosewood
25. Criminal Minds
JJ: Wait. Is that...?
Rossi: Hayden Montgomery. Ex-wife #2.
26. Nashville
What is the point of writing any if no one will ever hear them out of this room?
Maddie
27. Bones
Brennan: I'm going to hug you.
Angela: Thanks for the heads up.
28. Orphan Black
OK, well, that's cheeky. Cause of death? Have to go with... exploding cigar.
Janis Beckwith
29. DC's Legends of Tomorrow
Kendra: There's something weird going on with your face.
Sara: What?
Kendra: You're smiling.
30. Grey's Anatomy
Was this a mistake, or was it hubris? Did he do his job, or did he overstep? Bailey, I know it's hard being his wife and his boss, but you're the chief now. This is your call. It's your job. Do your job.
Richard
31. The Blacklist
When you fall prey to errors, you become prey.
Mr. Solomon
32. The 100
Bellamy: What do you do when you realize you might not be the good guy?
Clarke: Maybe there are no good guys.
33. Vikings
Torvi: Erlendur has told me to kill you to avenge the death of his father.
Bjorn: What are you waiting for?
34. The Vampire Diaries
Rayna: Why am I here?
Enzo: Let’s just say I have my reasons.
Rayna: Wow. That’s specific.
35. The Originals
Kol: You must be growing tired of saving my ass.
Davina: Actually, I kind of like it.
36. Grimm
Hexenbiests are valuable. But if you hurt Nick, I will come for you. [beat] I like the new place.
Eve
