Quotables for Week Ending April 21, 2017

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7. Once Upon a Time

Rumplestiltskinmr gold photo

Black Fairy: Hello, Rumple.
Rumple: [stares back in shock]
Black Fairy: I believe the greeting you're looking for is, Hello, Mother.

Black Fairy: Hello, Rumple. Rumple: [stares back in shock] Black Fairy: I believe the greeting you're looking for is, Hello, Mother.

8. The Leftovers

Kevin is baptised the leftovers s3e1

Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: What?
Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: Yes.
Michael: Then I baptize you, Kevin Garvey, in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Buried in the likeness of his death and raised in the likeness of his resurrection. He is saved!
Kevin [whispers]: That didn't count.

Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? Kevin: What? Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?...

9. Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim kardashian talks in bed keeping up with the kardashians

In our family, for some reason, when it rains, it pours.

Khloe
In our family, for some reason, when it rains, it pours.

10. Chicago Justice

A second murder chicago justice

Mr. Malone: She did have a run-in with another group of students. There was disciplinary action, but the charges were dropped.
Antonio: What was it about?
Mr. Malone: She was part of a group on campus. The Madison Club. They talked politics and handed out pocket Constitutions. Apparently it offended some people. And why not? After all, it was written by dead white slaveowners.

Mr. Malone: She did have a run-in with another group of students. There was disciplinary action, but the charges were dropped. Antonio:...

11. Quantico

Alex is on a mission quantico

Alex: If you were a Navy Seal, I'd be shooting rubber bullets at you.
Owen: What does that teach you?
Alex: How to duck.

Alex: If you were a Navy Seal, I'd be shooting rubber bullets at you. Owen: What does that teach you? Alex: How to duck.

12. Girls

A new chapter girls

Police Officer: So, uh, what brings you out here without pants and shoes?
Hannah: Oh, um, I had a baby pretty recently, so...
Police Officer: Sounds about right.

Police Officer: So, uh, what brings you out here without pants and shoes? Hannah: Oh, um, I had a baby pretty recently, so... Police...

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The White Princess, The Son, Doctor Who, Shades of Blue, The Good Fight, Once Upon a Time, Into the Badlands, The Leftovers, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Chicago Justice, Quantico, Girls, The Arrangement, Better Call Saul, Scorpion, Bates Motel, The Magicians, The Americans, iZombie, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., NCIS: New Orleans, Bull, NCIS, Underground, Archer, Designated Survivor, The Real Housewives of New York City, Fargo, The Blacklist
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