Quotables for Week Ending April 22, 2016

More fun with quotes this week!
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend finished off the season, Vikings went into hiatus, The Night Manager premiered on AMC and 12 Monkeys returned to Syfy in thrilling fashion.
To find out what else was going on in television, let the characters tell you themselves by way of these magnificent quotes!
1. Criminal Minds

There's a storm coming, Agent Hotchner. And you're about to be swept away.
Antonia
2. Vikings

We don't know where Ragnar is. He left soon after his defeat in Paris. We haven't seen him in years.
Aslaug
3. Scandal

I've been reading about you. For a screw up you're actually very bright.
Rowan
4. Last Man on Earth

No! You two are even now. You made him feel awful for missing your grandma's death. This is just a classic tit-for-tat situation. Your head's the tat and your grandma was the tit.
Carol
5. Once Upon a Time

So you finally see the beast behind the man. Maybe you can understand why I'm not rushing to Hades with open arms.
Zelena
6. Quantico

Brandon: You've never gotten high before, not even once? Because of your religion?
Raina: Because I'm not an idiot.