Quotables for Week Ending February 3, 2017
Carissa Pavlica
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The top quotes of the week give you a couple of life lessons.
The others? Well, that's up to you to decide.
Scroll through and come up with your own theme. Let us know what new shows you decide to watch as a result of all this groovy dialogue!
1. Madam Secretary
I mean... it's fun to feel pretty. But when that's the only thing the world is looking for, they miss so much.
Elizabeth
2. Being Mary Jane
Let go of what you think is supposed to happen, and just let it be.
Lee
3. Homeland
Saul: Says here you have a 120 million dollar line of credit at First Emirates, a little over half of which was accessed in the last week.
Nafisi: So?
Saul: Compliant bank, correspondent accounts, these are the same tactics you used to counter U.N. sanctions, fund Hezbollah, export your revolution to the rest of the world.
Nafisi: Is that a compliment?
4. Gotham
Love is about sacrifice. It's about putting another's needs ahead of your own.
Nygma
5. Taboo
Lorna: Judging by the horror on the faces of the ladies, you are known.
Delaney: Yes, and judging by the shame on the faces of the men, so are you.
6. The Affair
Noah: After someone dies, I think we want to tell ourselves a story of how it was our fault, because at least it gives us some control.
Juliette: I prayed for him to die, Noah.
Noah: I'm sure you did, but that's not why he's dead.
7. The Young Pope
I love God because it's so painful to love human beings.
Lenny
8. NCIS: Los Angeles
Carl: Is this one of your psy-ops designed to break me?
Hetty: Oh, you've been broken for some time, sweetheart. That's why you're here now, for bait.
9. Shadowhunters
Alec: I let a demon in, Magnus.
Magnus: That wasn't your fault.
Alec: I don't know what to say to Clary. I can't face her.
Magnus: But you will, because that's what you do, Alexander. It may take you a minute, but I've seen it up close. I went to your wedding. You'll blow up the very ground you stand on to make something right.
10. Supergirl
Winn: If there's a flaw in your suit, that means the suit is faulty. Which means I have to go fix it. And that already on top of me having to make Mon-El a suit.
James: Mon-El?
Winn: Oh yeah, didn't you hear? He graduated from superhero kindergarten, so now I have to make him a suit, according to Kara. And that just means more work for me.
11. The Bachelor
Is intelligency a word?
Corinne
12. Quantico
Alex: You have betrayed every oath that you have ever taken. Once all of this is over, you will pay for all that you've done.
Miranda: Everyone will, Alex, including you.
13. Timeless
Rufus: What kind of clothes did you pick out?
Wyatt: I don't know. Something shiny.
Rufus: Are there parachute pants in that bag?
14. Lucifer
Dr. Linda: I'm going to give you 60 seconds then re-surge your heart.
Lucifer: Sixty seconds? I've had orgasms that last longer.
15. Jane the Virgin
Rogelio: Okay, I have a boner.
Darci: Rogelio.
Rogelio: Not a physical boner. An emotional one. An "emoner" if you will.
16. The Magicians
The Beast: [sings while eating ice cream]
Marina: Did you scrape him off the Cabaret floor?
Julia: Reynard is targeting Hedges.
Marina: Right. So the answer is to have Michael Buble kidnap me and then use me as bait?
17. Outsiders
Wade: You’re going to block off the mountain?
Matt: If we can, yes.
Wade: I’m sorry, I have a question. We have no money for a medical clinic, but we got, like, a zillion dollars to spend on a 20 mile fence around Shay Mountain?
18. The Flash
When I looked in the mirror, I knew the truth. And the truth was...I didn't matter. I was a fraud. That is why I came to this Earth. So I could rewrite my story. Both literally and figuratively.
H.R.
19. Teen Wolf
Lydia: You saw him, right?
Malia: We didn't see anyone.
Lydia: He was here. I know it. Stiles was here.
20. Legends of Tomorrow
It's not that Captain Hunter's uncooperative, it's that he's not fully in possession of his marbles.
Malcolm
21. Agents of SHIELD
Kidnapping a Koenig? That's like catching moonlight.
Coulson
22. Bones
Hodgins: So, you're just going to forgive me?
Cam: Well, either that, or I wait until you're lulled into a sense of security, maybe days, maybe months, and then when you least expect it, exact my revenge.
23. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Abby: Oh come on twenty one, even your balls look great!!
[silence]
Coach: Two eight's mom. Sit down!
Abby [blushes]: Sorry. I meant that all of his pitches look like strikes.
24. Suits
Harvey: Hey, who do you have to know around here to get a good table?
Marcus: Jesus Christ, do my eyes deceive me, or do you look just like my big brother... only, older, fatter and douchier?
Harvey: I appreciate you noticing. I put in a lot of effort.
25. Arrow
Curtis: I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I'm actually with Renee.
Renee: I can't believe it, either.
26. Star
Jahil: I had a meeting with some investors.
Star: Who, Pablo Escobar?
27. Vikings
You are not like anybody else. Be yourself, Floki. This world, it is too small for you.
Helga
28. Criminal Minds
We can only trust each other, nobody else. Just you and me.
Diana [to Reid]
29. Six
Some day you'll have responsibility for your own team. Err on the side of bringing them home.
Rip
30. Code Black
Elliot: What are you saying to her?
Angus: None of your beeswax.
Elliot [to Ethan]: He's got zero game. All right? I'm his Cyrano.
31. The Expanse
Fred Johnson became infected with the cause of his own enemy.
U.N. Deputy Undersecretary Chrisjen Avasarala
32. Riverdale
It's the path of least resistance, Kev. A week ago Veronica and I weren't friends. Next week, we'll nod to each other as we pass in the hall, but that's it. You know, in two weeks she won't even remember my name and in three, she'll have latched onto some other girl to destroy.
Betty
33. The Big Bang Theory
Penny: Wow, I find that hard to believe.
Leonard: That a bunch of awkward scientists with no social skills would invent a machine to do it for them?
Penny: I take it back. I believe it.
34. Colony
Katie: She's the only reason I'm here. Maybe we trust her.
Will: No. We can't. Jennifer's got a good heart, but she's weak. It won't take that much to break her. She doesn't have the experience or training for this kind of thing.
Katie: If she sells us out, we all go to the factory. Gracie, Charlie...
Will: I worked her before, I can work her again. As long as she thinks we're friends, I can keep her from saying anything. I can handle her.
35. Grey's Anatomy
Ben: Wilson, I'm sorry.
Jo: What?
Ben: About Karev.
Jo: Why are you sorry? You didn't put him in prison. I did.
36. Powerless
We should probably go inside soon because there's an evil pumpkin flying around.
Jackie
