Quotables for Week Ending March 18, 2017

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While This Is Us Season 1 Episode 18 might not have been the best of the season, Jack wasn't shying away from being his usual wordsmith.

Thus, he gets the quote of the week.

Find out what else drew our attention in the quotes of the week below!

1. This Is Us

Kates big gig this is us

You've asked me a question before, you wonder what I love about you now, So I'm gonna start with the obvious. I love the mother that you are. I love that you are still the most beautiful woman in any room and that you laugh with your entire face. I love that you dance funny, not sexy, which makes it even sexier, but most of all, I love that you are still the same woman who all those years ago ran out of a blind date because she simply had to sing. You're not just my great love story, Rebecca, you are my big break. And our love story? I know it may not feel like it right now, baby, but I promise you, it's just getting started.

Jack
You've asked me a question before, you wonder what I love about you now, So I'm gonna start with the obvious. I love the mother that you...

2. Girls

Elijahs phone call girls

Mom, you cannot run away like that, okay? This is Brooklyn. It's one of the most dangerous places in America. You don't know the terrain. You're not Lil' Kim.

Hannah
Mom, you cannot run away like that, okay? This is Brooklyn. It's one of the most dangerous places in America. You don't know the terrain....

3. Shades of Blue

Agent stahls weak spot shades of blue

I asked you here so you can translate; I don't speak rat.

Woz
I asked you here so you can translate; I don't speak rat.

4. Homeland

The stakeout homeland

QUINN: My dreams have a realness. My realness, realness… [struggles for word]
ASTRID: Reality.
QUINN: My reality has a dreaminess. And my thoughts keep disappearing.

QUINN: My dreams have a realness. My realness, realness… [struggles for word] ASTRID: Reality. QUINN: My reality has a dreaminess. And my...

5. Big Little Lies

Preparing for city council big little lies

Bonnie: Hi.
Ed: Hi. I just love sweat on women. Sorry. That was just a general statement.

Bonnie: Hi. Ed: Hi. I just love sweat on women. Sorry. That was just a general statement.

6. Once Upon a Time

The evil queen image

Regina: You're up.
Robin: Hard to sleep when that demon box keeps screaming at me [gestures to buzzing clock].
Regina: Oh. That's called an alarm clock.

Regina: You're up. Robin: Hard to sleep when that demon box keeps screaming at me [gestures to buzzing clock]. Regina: Oh. That's called...

7. NCIS: Los Angeles

A risky operation ncis los angeles

Hetty: I tried to call. I hope I'm not interrupting.
Callen: I just was ...
Hetty: TMI, dear.

Hetty: I tried to call. I hope I'm not interrupting. Callen: I just was ... Hetty: TMI, dear.

8. Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Keeping up with the kardashians season 13 pic

I love black things.

Khloe
I love black things.

9. FUED: Bette and Joan

Forces are conspiring feud bette and joan

But they're burning up the screen, Jack. You should have paired them years ago.

Bob
But they're burning up the screen, Jack. You should have paired them years ago.

10. Chicago Justice

Under scrutiny chicago justice

Mark: He could be her damn father.
Stone: Anna said they just happened to leave the bar at the same time.
Mark: And you believe her?
Stone: I do.

Mark: He could be her damn father. Stone: Anna said they just happened to leave the bar at the same time. Mark: And you believe her?...

11. The Arrangement

Red carpet the arrangement season 1 episode 2

Ben: Don't freak out. Kyle's stylist is outfitting you for the entire event.
Megan: Oh. Well, my stylist is busy so that makes sense.

Ben: Don't freak out. Kyle's stylist is outfitting you for the entire event. Megan: Oh. Well, my stylist is busy so that makes sense.

12. American Crime

Undocumented workers american crime

Man: I wish I had some better news, but I've been crunching some numbers and your bid for produce is not competitive.
Woman: There's no way to compete with these farms that use Mexican labor.

Man: I wish I had some better news, but I've been crunching some numbers and your bid for produce is not competitive. Woman: There's no...

13. Madam Secretary

Henrys asset madam secretary

Russell: God, sometimes democracy just...blows.
Elizabeth: Hey, good title for your memoir.

Russell: God, sometimes democracy just...blows. Elizabeth: Hey, good title for your memoir.

14. The Good Fight

Diane and a client the good fight

Marisa: Are we in trouble?
Diane: What? No.
Marisa: Good because I need this job.
Diane: I'll keep that in mind.

Marisa: Are we in trouble? Diane: What? No. Marisa: Good because I need this job. Diane: I'll keep that in mind.

15. Time After Time

Finding the key killer time after time

Sometimes I fear the drive to do what I do doesn't always come from the place of heroism...It's about power, isn't it? Control. Who lives, who dies.

Stevenson
Sometimes I fear the drive to do what I do doesn't always come from the place of heroism...It's about power, isn't it? Control. Who...

16. Humans

Niska speaks humans

Pete: There's no future in a lie, Karen.
Karen: There's no future for us anyway. We'll never have a child. We'll never grow old together. I want to forget what I am. But I can't. Not if I'm with you. I need some time.

Pete: There's no future in a lie, Karen. Karen: There's no future for us anyway. We'll never have a child. We'll never grow old together....

17. Bates Motel

Reexamining his loyalties bates motel

Mother: I took off the plates, I scratched off the VIN number, I wiped the whole thing down for fingerprints, I covered the whole thing with brush and I covered my tracks on the way back. Nobody is gonna find it, and even if they do, they are not gonna track it back to us.
Norman: How do you know all that?
Mother: It's not rocket science. Oh, look! There it is.

Mother: I took off the plates, I scratched off the VIN number, I wiped the whole thing down for fingerprints, I covered the whole thing...

18. The Bachelor

Cuddling puppies the bachelor

I hope my kids with Nick are as cute as these puppies. A little less hairy, but as cute.

Raven
I hope my kids with Nick are as cute as these puppies. A little less hairy, but as cute.

19. Scorpion

Taking one for the team scorpion s3e19

Sly: Thank you Happy for saving me from unwanted monkey business.
Happy: Chicken.
Sly: Scared of those too.

Sly: Thank you Happy for saving me from unwanted monkey business. Happy: Chicken. Sly: Scared of those too.

20. The Magicians

Suspicious margo the magicians s2e8

Margo: I'm just glad we managed to sneak the gollum out. Is it me or is morgue security ridiculously lax?
Quentin: Well I don't think stealing corpses is generally a thing.
Margo: Should be. Kinda fun.

Margo: I'm just glad we managed to sneak the gollum out. Is it me or is morgue security ridiculously lax? Quentin: Well I don't think...

21. Underground

Stunned elizabeth underground s2e2

Daniel's Wife: Did you just...?
Daniel: I been teaching myself to read. Writing is just describing the sounds that the words make.
Daniel's Wife: What does it say?
Daniel: It says how I feel about you. It says why I taught myself to do this. [Holds up paper] It says, love.
Daniel's Wife:It's amazing. I want to keep it forever. [Rips up paper] But this could get us killed.

Daniel's Wife: Did you just...? Daniel: I been teaching myself to read. Writing is just describing the sounds that the words make....

22. Outsiders

Hasil outsiders

G'win: Foster, listen to me. When I go, that oak will be yours again, and you have changed. I've seen it, but the darkness is still there, too. So, I'm afraid Foster, that if you lead us again, more blood will be spilled. So, promise me. When that oak is in your hand, that you will keep the darkness at bay.
Foster: Well, don't go and I won't have to.
G'Win: Promise me, Foster.

G'win: Foster, listen to me. When I go, that oak will be yours again, and you have changed. I've seen it, but the darkness is still...

23. The Fosters

Moms and me the fosters s4e16

AJ: I was actually just telling her that there's nothing as sweet as you.
Callie: Ugh.

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AJ: I was actually just telling her that there's nothing as sweet as you. Callie: Ugh.

24. The Flash

Speedster squad the flash s3e14

H.R.: You really are hard hat Harry's little girl, aren't you?
Jesse: Yeah, I am. And you're not him. So just do us both a favor and stop trying to be.

H.R.: You really are hard hat Harry's little girl, aren't you? Jesse: Yeah, I am. And you're not him. So just do us both a favor and stop...

25. NCIS: New Orleans

Manhunt for a marine ncis new orleans

Pride: You think I'm gonna let him drown?
LaSalle: The thought did cross my mind.
Pride: Good. Then it's crossed his mind too.

Pride: You think I'm gonna let him drown? LaSalle: The thought did cross my mind. Pride: Good. Then it's crossed his mind too.

26. Bones

Dr camille saroyan

Cam: Geez Hodgins, you can not just roll up on me like that.
Hodgins: I'm in a wheelchair, Cam, I have no choice but to roll up on you.

Cam: Geez Hodgins, you can not just roll up on me like that. Hodgins: I'm in a wheelchair, Cam, I have no choice but to roll up on you.

27. The Americans

Devastating implications the americans

I just don't think you're listening. Burov will sacrifice himself before betraying his country. He can't be turned.

Stan
I just don't think you're listening. Burov will sacrifice himself before betraying his country. He can't be turned.

28. Legion

Back to the beginning legion

Maybe this place, this hospital, maybe it's a version of reality, and not reality itself.

Syd [to David]
Maybe this place, this hospital, maybe it's a version of reality, and not reality itself.

29. Lethal Weapon

Lets be serious lethal weapon season 1 episode 18

Trish: What does your gut tell you?
Murtaugh: My gut tells me I need an antacid.

Trish: What does your gut tell you? Murtaugh: My gut tells me I need an antacid.

30. Arrow

Closer to the truth arrow

That's a hell of a city you got here, district attorney's a serial killer?

Dinah
That's a hell of a city you got here, district attorney's a serial killer?

31. Major Crimes

Up a tree major crimes

Eduardo: The Instagram... the Facebook...
Provenza: Don't forget The Twitter!
Eduardo: The Twitter. I don't get it. And I hate the Snapchat.

Eduardo: The Instagram... the Facebook... Provenza: Don't forget The Twitter! Eduardo: The Twitter. I don't get it. And I hate the...

32. Star

The performance weve all been waiting for star s1e12

Simone: I dreamt about it all night. We are gonna slay.
Star: You bet your ass we are.

Simone: I dreamt about it all night. We are gonna slay. Star: You bet your ass we are.

33. Criminal Minds

Tatum oneal guest stars criminal minds

Oh, new guy. You're just so good. Your deep baritone voice comforts me.

Garcia [to Walker]
Oh, new guy. You're just so good. Your deep baritone voice comforts me.

34. Designated Survivor

Hookstraten and aaron designated survivor season 1 episode 12

Kirkman: I feel so stupid.
Mike: He fooled everyone, sir.
Kirkman: Not her. She saw through him right from the beginning.

Kirkman: I feel so stupid. Mike: He fooled everyone, sir. Kirkman: Not her. She saw through him right from the beginning.

35. The 100

Roan and clarke the 100 season 4 episode 6

Octavia is dead. She died when you killed Lincoln.

Octavia [to Bellamy]
Octavia is dead. She died when you killed Lincoln.

36. Colony

Smiling for the cameras colony

Bram: You don't really look like someone who would be in the resistance.
Morgan: Why? Because I'm not Sarah Connor?

Bram: You don't really look like someone who would be in the resistance. Morgan: Why? Because I'm not Sarah Connor?

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