Quotables for Week Ending March 26, 2016

The Secretary of State was visiting colleges on Madam Secretary this week.
Hannah was recalling her time at Oberlin on Girls.
But it wasn't all university talk, as Martha dedicated her book to her son on Castle, and Liza had mourning sex with Josh on the season finale of Younger.
See what else was going on this week when you check out the quotable moments below!
1. Agents of SHIELD

What are the chances he just tripped and fell and wrapped himself in a nice, comfy tarp?
Hunter
2. Vinyl

I can't be the first person who ever mentioned it to your face. The logo looks like a toilet.
Andie
3. Quantico

Every morning I put a gun in my mouth. Have you ever tasted a gun, Alex? It's awful. It's the only thing that feels right to me.
Simon
4. Once Upon a Time

Don't worry, I'm not dead. Just visiting.
Rumplestiltskin
5. Girls

You know, I've actually never had sex with a woman before. I mean, I've done other stuff. I went to Oberlin, so I'm not, like, a monster.
Hannah
6. The Good Wife

Oh my God! My family needs a full time investigator. That's not normal, is it?
Alicia
7. Madam Secretary

Goodbye Madam Secretary, hello another college mom.
Elizabeth
8. Elementary

In what universe are these people not all dead of cancer?
Sherlock [about superheroes' origin stories]
9. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

I imagine my life as a series of musical numbers.
Rebecca
10. Shameless

I didn't think your wedding was going to become an annual tradition like thanksgiving.
Veronica
11. Bitten

Nick: Why do I get the feeling I'll be looking for elderwood and hemlock soon?
Paige: Nope, but I will need crickets and pine cones.
Nick: Great.
12. Gotham

I don't mind stealing if it's from criminals.
Bruce
13. Supergirl

Winn: Do you think Supergirl's lost the public's trust for good?
Cat: I suppose if Mel Gibson can present at the Golden Globes, then Supergirl can win the city back.
14. Scorpion

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but then I get to sue you.
Heywood Jahelpme
15. Bates Motel

Romero: See? Alcohol just makes it so much easier.
Norma: I can see you're going to be a great influence.
16. The Magicians

Now I kinda feel like a dick for making fun of your Garden State soundtrack.
Quentin
17. Castle

Castle: “For Richard - Without your constant stumbles in life the advice in this book would not have been possible.” Constant stumbles?
Martha: Let's not make this about you.
18. Lucifer

Father Frank: We all have demons inside.
Lucifer: My demon tends the bar.
19. Jane the Virgin

Jane: If he doesn't respond, then there's something definitely wrong.
Narrator: Something is definitely wrong. God, this is frustrating.
20. New Girl

You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.
Winston
21. Younger

Josh: That was great!
Liza: That was mourning sex.
Josh: What are you talking about? It's three o'clock in the afternoon!
Liza: You know what I mean...?
22. Stitchers

Camille: How does it feel to save the day?
Linus: It doesn't suck.
23. The Flash

Caitlin: Why is she running back and forth?
Cisco: Villains gonna vil.
24. iZombie

Rationalization isn't just a river in Egypt.
Ravi
25. Awkward

Chop chop Tilda Skankton. You work retail, so work it.
Sadie
26. NCIS

Tony: My father brought a straight off the street bag lady into my apartment, rusty old shopping cart and all. And dad said that it was your idea, Gibbs?
Gibbs: I'm glad he found her.
27. NCIS: New Orleans

Loretta: You're perfectly able to look after yourself normally, but when things get personal, I can't help but worry about your judgment.
Pride: Loretta!
Loretta: That you may end up on the wrong side of my autopsy table.
28. Rosewood

I can say a lot of words to describe your new place, amazing isn't one of them.
Rosewood
29. The Americans

Phillip: Gabriel said something about getting something from Level 4.
William: Do you even know what Level 4 is?
Phillip: One level higher than Level 3.
30. Arrow

Oliver: I did say that I was gonna cancel, and I am gonna cancel, but I haven't canceled...yet. When I pick up the phone to do that, it means it's over.
Felicity: It is over.
31. Law & Order: SVU

I know what you think about the Catholic church, but it is NYPD cops who are trafficking these girls.
Monsignor
32. Chicago PD

Burgess: We want to try something. Go on the app, put in a profile similar to Kosar's. Catfish the catfisher.
Platt: Is that a Dr. Seuss book?
33. Criminal Minds

As a good friend of mine said, every ending is also a beginning. We just don't know it at the time. I'd like to believe she's right.
Morgan
34. Supernatural

Bobby: Were you ever nice?
Rufus: 1985. Worst year of my life.
35. Nashville

When I'm out on the road, I tend to focus more on my fans than my finances.
Luke
36. You, Me and the Apocalypse

Paula: What have you been doing with your life?
Dave: I dunno, Angry Birds?