Quotables for Week Ending March 3, 2015

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Is it fair that the Lyon family isn't here to help March come in like a lion? It does seem somewhat unjust.

Nonetheless, there are plenty of other characters to take their places.

And some who disappeared off the canvas this week. Death be not proud.

RIP to the special featured guests who lost their lives (we think) on The 100 and DC's Legends of Tomorrow.

Scroll through the quotes to see what else was in store for the week!

 

1. The 100

Commander in peril the 100 season 3 episode 7

We gather here on this Ascension Day to honor the Commanders that came before me. Those who live on within me. As I will live on within one of you.

Lexa
We gather here on this Ascension Day to honor the Commanders that came before me. Those who live on within me. As I will live on within...

2. Girls

Hannahs dad girls

OK, Keith, well, I don't really know why my dad's wallet would've fallen out of the pants he said he was removing if you just kissed, so I'm starting to feel like I can't really trust any of you people. And by "you people," I don't mean homosexuals, I mean white men over 50, so can I please just have the wallet?

Hannah
OK, Keith, well, I don't really know why my dad's wallet would've fallen out of the pants he said he was removing if you just kissed, so...

3. Gotham

Are you kidding me gotham season 2 episode 12

Jim: That's it? No hug? No kiss? No welcome back?
Bullock: You don't deserve these lips.

Jim: That's it? No hug? No kiss? No welcome back? Bullock: You don't deserve these lips.

4. The Originals

Stefan in new orleans the originals

Stefan: So, um, full disclosure. I dated your sister once.
Freya: Well, that seems like a great story.

Stefan: So, um, full disclosure. I dated your sister once. Freya: Well, that seems like a great story.

5. Lucifer

Maze in control lucifer season 1 episode 6

I am amazed at the deferential respect you people have for rotting flesh.

Lucifer
I am amazed at the deferential respect you people have for rotting flesh.

6. Bitten

Elena shines bitten

Elena: When you first saw me, what did you think?
Clay: I was pulled toward you, like no one else.
Elena: I know. I felt it too. Maybe we found each other because my father was a werewolf.
Clay: It doesn't matter. We still found each other.

Elena: When you first saw me, what did you think? Clay: I was pulled toward you, like no one else. Elena: I know. I felt it too. Maybe we...

7. Agent Carter

Destroying zero matter marvels agent carter

Jack: I'm not a scientist but I'm here to help.
Peggy: How about collecting the dinner orders?

Jack: I'm not a scientist but I'm here to help. Peggy: How about collecting the dinner orders?

8. The Magicians

Pushing boundaries the magicians

This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.

Margo
This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.

9. The Walking Dead

Where to next the walking dead

Confrontation's never been something we've had trouble with.

Rick
Confrontation's never been something we've had trouble with.

10. Grey's Anatomy

Amelia takes the case greys anatomy

Found it. It's so old, it's not even in the computer.

Stephanie
Found it. It's so old, it's not even in the computer.

11. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Heading to la crazy ex girlfriend

Hey back off dude! He looks like Tom Selleck!

White Josh
Hey back off dude! He looks like Tom Selleck!

12. Major Crimes

Focusing on a detective major crimes

So you think holding someone accountable changes anything?

Julio
So you think holding someone accountable changes anything?

13. Castle

Rick castle photo

While I do love kissing you Beckett, it's just a little creepy when you do it in front of a dead body. It's inappropriate.

Castle
While I do love kissing you Beckett, it's just a little creepy when you do it in front of a dead body. It's inappropriate.

14. Scorpion

The price is right scorpion

He's sweating a lot like he swam here.

Happy
He's sweating a lot like he swam here.

15. Jane the Virgin

Water baby jane the virgin

Rafael: Fine, let's all have lunch!
Jane: Great, I look forward to it!
Narrator: Spoiler alert, I don't believe them.

Rafael: Fine, let's all have lunch! Jane: Great, I look forward to it! Narrator: Spoiler alert, I don't believe them.

16. Teen Wolf

Trying the mask teen wolf

I can't stay. I'm a hellhound. I have the word hell in my name - hell.

Parrish
I can't stay. I'm a hellhound. I have the word hell in my name - hell.

17. How to Get Away with Murder

Taking a risk how to get away with murder

Laurel: You made appetizers?
Asher: Yeah, it'd be a pretty lame sleepover without pizza bites.

Laurel: You made appetizers? Asher: Yeah, it'd be a pretty lame sleepover without pizza bites.

18. Supergirl

The fortress of solitude supergirl

You, brown hair, put it in the microwave, set it to popcorn. Well, actually put it on baked potato. Uh, whichever, just melt it.

Cat
You, brown hair, put it in the microwave, set it to popcorn. Well, actually put it on baked potato. Uh, whichever, just melt it.

19. Rizzoli & Isles

Eastern european gang rizzoli and isles

Jane: Was it a drive-by?
Vince: More like gunfight at the OK Corral.

Jane: Was it a drive-by? Vince: More like gunfight at the OK Corral.

20. Days of Our Lives

Days of our lives

They are not your friends. I am your friend.

Andre
They are not your friends. I am your friend.

21. New Girl

Nick miller picture

I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

Nick
I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

22. DC's Legends of Tomorrow

Odd man out dcs legends of tomorrow s1e7

I'm sore because I was recruited for my unique ability to set things on fire, and now I'm locked in the one place where I can't set things on fire! A spaceship!

Mick
I'm sore because I was recruited for my unique ability to set things on fire, and now I'm locked in the one place where I can't set...

23. Shadowhunters

Shadowhunters season 1 episode 8 blonde vs brunette

I might be a vampire, but I was raised a good Catholic.

Raphael
I might be a vampire, but I was raised a good Catholic.

24. Chicago PD

A violent robbery chicago pd

I've seen a 65-year-old woman killed over a $2 lotto scratcher. We're talking six figures here.

Lindsay
I've seen a 65-year-old woman killed over a $2 lotto scratcher. We're talking six figures here.

25. Pretty Little Liars

Taking things seriously pretty little liars

If any of you guys got me some sort of toy, you're dead.

Hanna
If any of you guys got me some sort of toy, you're dead.

26. Law & Order: SVU

School girls law and order svu

I'm not a madame. I'm a nun.

Nina
I'm not a madame. I'm a nun.

27. Younger

Too good to be true younger s2e9

Kelsey: Is there anyone else who is going to be surprised your status has changed to engaged?
Thad: Yes.
Kelsey: Like who?
Thad: My parents.
Kelsey: You haven't told your parents?
Thad: They're out of town!
Kelsey: Then my vagina is out of town!
Thad: Is your mouth out of town?

Kelsey: Is there anyone else who is going to be surprised your status has changed to engaged? Thad: Yes. Kelsey: Like who? Thad: My...

28. Vinyl

The news is out vinyl s1e3

Devon: This is what I had. This is what you threw me, like a child. Go play with the dance troup, Dev. They need your brilliant fucking stragegizing. You know, it will be great for you. Get you out of the house.
Richie: And it did.
Devon: The strategy IS fundraising, Richie! That IS the strategy!

Devon: This is what I had. This is what you threw me, like a child. Go play with the dance troup, Dev. They need your brilliant fucking...

29. Criminal Minds

Derek is abducted criminal minds

Savannah: You know what the worst part is?
Rossi: What?
Savannah: I live with a profiler. So I know things I shouldn't. Like if they wanted him dead, he'd already be dead. Right?
Rossi: That's right.

Savannah: You know what the worst part is? Rossi: What? Savannah: I live with a profiler. So I know things I shouldn't. Like if they...

30. Suits

Its decision time suits

Your honor, I don't give a shit about that deal.

Harvey
Your honor, I don't give a shit about that deal.

31. Colony

Proxy snyder and helena colony

Well I don't think order comes from fear. It comes from providing people with a decent quality of life.

Proxy Snyder
Well I don't think order comes from fear. It comes from providing people with a decent quality of life.

32. NCIS

Tony dinozzo

Tony: See, this is why we shouldn't go home at night. There's no point.
McGee: Where's your date?
Tony: Probably the same place your download dinner went, Mcbite me.
Delilah: No comment.

Tony: See, this is why we shouldn't go home at night. There's no point. McGee: Where's your date? Tony: Probably the same place your...

33. The Vampire Diaries

Ian somerhalder as damon salvatore

Doubtful. We only go to New Orleans for crappy booze and Klaus blood.

Damon
Doubtful. We only go to New Orleans for crappy booze and Klaus blood.

34. NCIS: New Orleans

Laurels future ncis new orleans

The only difference between this computer and those nasty zombies on The Walking Dead is this thing is actually deceased.

Patton
The only difference between this computer and those nasty zombies on The Walking Dead is this thing is actually deceased.

35. Rosewood

Personal relationships rosewood

I don't know what would be worse, getting no response back or an RSVP that they're not coming.

TMI
I don't know what would be worse, getting no response back or an RSVP that they're not coming.

36. American Crime

Aftermath of a murder american crime

Steph: You're torturing her.
Dan: What do you think jail is?

Steph: You're torturing her. Dan: What do you think jail is?

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Inej: Kaz, if not Saints, what do you believe in?
Kaz: Myself.
Inej: Why'd I even ask?
Kaz: And you. And Jesper. My Crows.
Inej: Because we flock to your bidding? Like the animals of vengeance, you named us after?
Kaz: Crows don't just remember the faces of people who wronged them. They also remember those who were kind. They tell each other who to look after and who to watch out for. No Saint ever watched over me. Not like you have.

You know how you call a guy whose wife died a widower? Or, if your parents die, you're an orphan. You know, there's no word for someone whose kids die. Because it's like the worst thing that can happen.

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