Quotables for Week Ending March 31, 2017
Carissa Pavlica at .37. The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon: Gentlemen, the most interesting thing just happened with this spoon.
Howard: Unless it was singing "Be Our Guest," I doubt it.
38. Grey's Anatomy
Meredith: She's going to need me now. For how long, I don't know.
Nathan: I know. Our timing is just...off, I guess.
39. The Blacklist: Redemption
Tom: I swear, man, sometimes...
Solomon: ...you just want to put me in your crosshairs and pull the trigger? I hear you my brother. The feeling's mutual.
40. Supernatural
What we do, you can’t learn this crap in a book. You put on a flannel, you pick up a gun, you go out there. Either you get good fast, or you get dead faster.
Dean
41. Riverdale
Nana Blossom: The specter reads the baby's aura. It predicts the sex.
Cheryl: Nana has dementia and gypsy blood.
[Dangles the crystal]
Nana Blossom: Oh!
Polly: What? Is my baby okay?!
Nana Blossom: Babies. It's twins. One of each.
Betty: This is occultism at its most ludicrous.
42. Chicago Med
Maggie [to Monique]: You're too shallow. You need to keep on drilling until you hub the needle. [Monique tries again]
Doris: Not like that. Who taught her to do an IO, an orangutan?
43. The Originals
Well, here you are, wherever there is booze and boobs.
Rebekah
44. Hawaii Five-0
I'm riding this wave all the way to the beach, and by beach, I mean cemetery.
Grover [to McGarrett]