7. Blood and Oil
When I lie in bed at night with my perfect wife, in the perfect house with everything perfectly in place, I keep wishing that I was in a room with an unpainted spot.Hap
Hey, really cool spy training. What's next, how fast you can close a sandwich in a ziplock bag?Caleb
9. Chicago Fire
Patterson: I'd like you to remain with the company. Your reputation as a firefighter is not in question.
Severide: No, just my ability to lead.
10. Scream Queens
Chin up, Chanel. At least you wore something nice today. Remember to smile for your mugshot, it'll be on Gawker by sundown. Oh my god, I'm burping uncontrollably like Robert Durst! They'll know I'm guilty!Chanel
11. You're the Worst
Paul took care of all that garbage. And now I don't have power. I don't have hot water. I don't have TV. I'm like a frontierswoman. I'm like Reese Witherspoon in that commercial for backpacks.Lindsay
12. The Grinder
Nice try big fella, but after what the DVR did to the traditional ratings model I don't touch the damn things.Dean