Quotables for Week Ending October 15, 2015

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7. Blood and Oil

Hap extends an olive branch oil

When I lie in bed at night with my perfect wife, in the perfect house with everything perfectly in place, I keep wishing that I was in a room with an unpainted spot.

Hap
When I lie in bed at night with my perfect wife, in the perfect house with everything perfectly in place, I keep wishing that I was in a...

8. Quantico

Strengths and weaknesses quantico

Hey, really cool spy training. What's next, how fast you can close a sandwich in a ziplock bag?

Caleb
Hey, really cool spy training. What's next, how fast you can close a sandwich in a ziplock bag?

9. Chicago Fire

Back to work chicago fire season 4 episode 1

Patterson: I'd like you to remain with the company. Your reputation as a firefighter is not in question.
Severide: No, just my ability to lead.

Patterson: I'd like you to remain with the company. Your reputation as a firefighter is not in question. Severide: No, just my ability to...

10. Scream Queens

The pumpkin patch party scream queens

Chin up, Chanel. At least you wore something nice today. Remember to smile for your mugshot, it'll be on Gawker by sundown. Oh my god, I'm burping uncontrollably like Robert Durst! They'll know I'm guilty!

Chanel
Chin up, Chanel. At least you wore something nice today. Remember to smile for your mugshot, it'll be on Gawker by sundown. Oh my god,...

11. You're the Worst

A date youre the worst

Paul took care of all that garbage. And now I don't have power. I don't have hot water. I don't have TV. I'm like a frontierswoman. I'm like Reese Witherspoon in that commercial for backpacks.

Lindsay
Paul took care of all that garbage. And now I don't have power. I don't have hot water. I don't have TV. I'm like a frontierswoman. I'm...

12. The Grinder

The grinder season 1 episode 3

Nice try big fella, but after what the DVR did to the traditional ratings model I don't touch the damn things.

Dean
Nice try big fella, but after what the DVR did to the traditional ratings model I don't touch the damn things.

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Cheryl: Well, well, well. Stop the presses! The Riverdale rag finally reported a story accurately. Not only is there going to some hideous janky parade snaking its way through town, you four are the architects of this outrage.
Veronica: What’s your problem, Cheryl?
Cheryl: My problem, Veronica, is that the Fourth of July is a day of tragedy for Riverdale. Not celebration. Or have you forgotten what happened to my poor brother Jason?
Betty: Cheryl, Riverdale hasn’t held a parade out of respect for what happened to your brother in like years. It’s time.
Jughead: I mean, you don’t have to come.
Cheryl: Oh, I’ll be there, Insufferable Smurf. Front and center. With a sign of protest in one hand and a horn of compressed air to silence any revelry in the other.

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Nolan: No, but the purple skins do.
Amanda: Purple skins?
Nolan: I'll tell you on the way