Quotables for Week Ending October 21, 2016

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With three time travel series currently on the air, they're trumped by horror shows, with American Horror Story, The Exorcist, Scream Queens, From Dusk Till Dawn, Scream and Ash vs. Evil Dead all making a showing this week.

The CW schedule filled up with returning favorites including Jane the Virgin and The Vampire Diaries (for its final season!), but it was quotes from Scorpion and Bull that really made an impact.

Read on and share your thoughts!

1. Scorpion

Finding the boy scorpion

The water doesn't lie still, but the water still lies. Add fifty and your answer will be revealed.

Collins
The water doesn't lie still, but the water still lies. Add fifty and your answer will be revealed.

2. Bull

Heading to texas bull

Callisto isn't a who. Callisto is a where, geographically situated in west Texas, population 25,000, but in the legal world it's located somewhere between the sixth and seventh circles of Hell.

Bull
Callisto isn't a who. Callisto is a where, geographically situated in west Texas, population 25,000, but in the legal world it's located...

3. Jane the Virgin

Michaels been shot jane the virgin

Jane: We talked about who would take out the trash and when we would have another baby, not what I should do if there was a bullet near his spine. I don't know what the right answer is.
Alba: There isn't a right answer. Only what Michael would do. And you are his wife. You know him better than anyone.

Jane: We talked about who would take out the trash and when we would have another baby, not what I should do if there was a bullet near...

4. Ash vs. Evil Dead

Planning a party ash vs evil dead

You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book and you never found it. Me on the other hand, can't fart without tripping over that thing, and I fart a lot!

Ash
You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book and you never found it. Me on the other hand, can't fart without...

5. Shameless

New friends shameless

Frank: God is handing me a do-over. New Ian, new Lip, new Debbie.
New Debbie: I'm a boy.
Frank: You need a haircut, Debs.

Frank: God is handing me a do-over. New Ian, new Lip, new Debbie. New Debbie: I'm a boy. Frank: You need a haircut, Debs.

6. From Dusk Till Dawn

Kisa from dusk till dawn

The way I see it, you gotta find something worth fighting for in this life, and I have, me.

Seth
The way I see it, you gotta find something worth fighting for in this life, and I have, me.

7. Westworld

Hysteria westworld

There aren't two versions of me. There's only one. And I think when I discover who I am, I'll be free.

Dolores
There aren't two versions of me. There's only one. And I think when I discover who I am, I'll be free.

8. Once Upon A Time

Back to school once upon a time season 6 episode 4

Belle: You can't just lock me in a case like one of your objects!
Gold: Apparently I can, and one day you'll thank me for it.

Belle: You can't just lock me in a case like one of your objects! Gold: Apparently I can, and one day you'll thank me for it.

9. NCIS: Los Angeles

Nell joins the team ncis los angeles

Nell: She said 'Honey Badger don't mess around.'
Sam: What the hell does that mean?
Nell: I was afraid to ask.

Nell: She said 'Honey Badger don't mess around.' Sam: What the hell does that mean? Nell: I was afraid to ask.

10. Quantico

Held hostage quantico

Alex: Ryan came up with the name. I thought it was cute.
Shelby: Cute? You gave a group of deadly insurgents a nickname.
Alex: It's better than rogue faction.

Alex: Ryan came up with the name. I thought it was cute. Shelby: Cute? You gave a group of deadly insurgents a nickname. Alex: It's...

11. Secrets & Lies

Not what he seems secrets and lies

Eric: One day I came home and she was in my apartment.
Amanda: Boiling a rabbit?

Eric: One day I came home and she was in my apartment. Amanda: Boiling a rabbit?

12. Masters of Sex

Back on track masters of sex

I wasn't sad anymore 'cause when I turned around you and our baby girl were standing there. That's when I knew how happy I was. How happy we're gonna be. Just me, you, and sweat pea... a family. Aren't we lucky?

Helen
I wasn't sad anymore 'cause when I turned around you and our baby girl were standing there. That's when I knew how happy I was. How happy...

13. Madam Secretary

Family security madam secretary

Elizabeth: Where is Nadine?
Blake: She is on the phone in her office, ma'am. She waved me off like a thirsty fan boy when I tried to wrangle her.
Daisy: Does feel 20% less austere in here.

Elizabeth: Where is Nadine? Blake: She is on the phone in her office, ma'am. She waved me off like a thirsty fan boy when I tried to...

14. The Last Man on Earth

Hide and go seek the last man on earth season 3 episode 3

He's a very fearful person... and he eats cat food.

Lewis
He's a very fearful person... and he eats cat food.

15. This Is Us

Unique struggles this is us

Kevin: I almost drowned! Do you even care? I tried to get to the deep end, but you never watch me me. Don't touch me!
Jack: Watch yourself, pal!
Kevin: You're so busy making sure that Kate's not eating too much and Randall's not too adopted, and meanwhile where's Kevin? Oh. Guess what? He's dead!

Kevin: I almost drowned! Do you even care? I tried to get to the deep end, but you never watch me me. Don't touch me! Jack: Watch...

16. Gotham

The dark side cometh gotham season 3 episode 5

Lucius: You are insane.
Nygma: I was insane. I have a certificate.

Lucius: You are insane. Nygma: I was insane. I have a certificate.

17. The Big Bang Theory

Cohabitation issues the big bang theory

When we're sleeping, she breathes on me. One night it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto and headed to the storm cellar.

Sheldon
When we're sleeping, she breathes on me. One night it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto and headed to the storm cellar.

18. Supergirl

Supergirl faces superman

I'm sorry. Team Krypton was just having #toomuchfun.

Kara
I'm sorry. Team Krypton was just having #toomuchfun.

19. Lucifer

The bet lucifer

You're in luck, detective. If this home's the site of a recent massacre, you may well be in an excellent negotiating position.

Lucifer
You're in luck, detective. If this home's the site of a recent massacre, you may well be in an excellent negotiating position.

20. Timeless

Mistress in las vegas timeless

Anthony is the victim here, he was kidnapped. He doesn't need us questioning his loyalty; he needs us to save him.

Rufus
Anthony is the victim here, he was kidnapped. He doesn't need us questioning his loyalty; he needs us to save him.

21. Frequency

Getting to know you again frequency

Raimy: You know it's not called babysitting when it's your own kid, right?
Frank: Oh, really? I must have missed that in the book on parenting you wrote.

Raimy: You know it's not called babysitting when it's your own kid, right? Frank: Oh, really? I must have missed that in the book on...

22. The Flash

Magenta the flash

Harry: So when did you do it? After we returned to Earth-2?
Barry: Look, *Harry*, only a couple things are different.
Harry: Oh, I'm sure. NOT.
Cisco: Really? You guys are doing "not" on Earth-2 now?
Jesse: No. That's all him.

Harry: So when did you do it? After we returned to Earth-2? Barry: Look, *Harry*, only a couple things are different. Harry: Oh, I'm...

23. Scream

Moving on scream

Billie: Can I help you?
Jeremy: I hope so. We're looking for Billie, the estate's caretaker?
Billie: That'd be me. Not what you were expecting?
Noah: I was expecting crazy Ralph from Friday the 13th so nope, definitely not.

Billie: Can I help you? Jeremy: I hope so. We're looking for Billie, the estate's caretaker? Billie: That'd be me. Not what you were...

24. Agents of SHIELD

Melinda may

May: Killed. By Radcliffe.
Radcliffe: All for a good cause!

May: Killed. By Radcliffe. Radcliffe: All for a good cause!

25. NCIS: New Orleans

Mark harmon and scott bakula

Mom, I work at a crime lab, not a coffee shop.

Sebastian
Mom, I work at a crime lab, not a coffee shop.

26. Scream Queens

The halloween party scream queens

Chad Radwell, I promise to honor your death by dressing up on Halloween as Mrs. Chad Radwell and finding out who killed you. And if I die trying, I will meet you up in heaven, baby boy, at one of them no-tell motels and do whatever you want with all of this.

Denise
Chad Radwell, I promise to honor your death by dressing up on Halloween as Mrs. Chad Radwell and finding out who killed you. And if I die...

27. NCIS

Tim mcgee picture

Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!

McGee [on his wedding]
Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!

28. Chicago Fire

Stella at the station chicago fire s5e2

Casey: This guy can't take no for an answer.
Dawson: That's what the decline button is for.

Casey: This guy can't take no for an answer. Dawson: That's what the decline button is for.

29. Lethal Weapon

Mirror image lethal weapon season 1 episode 4

Dr. Cahill: Did you just admit you know when you do something crazy?
Riggs: It's what makes it fun.

Dr. Cahill: Did you just admit you know when you do something crazy? Riggs: It's what makes it fun.

30. Younger

Girl time with maggie younger

Liza: Hey, I thought you wanted to Netflix and chill tonight.
Josh: Babe, you know that means sex, right?

Liza: Hey, I thought you wanted to Netflix and chill tonight. Josh: Babe, you know that means sex, right?

31. Blindspot

Jane and roman on a mission blindspot s2e6

I'm a prisoner of the Bulgarian government...I'm a freakin' patsy!

Winter
I'm a prisoner of the Bulgarian government...I'm a freakin' patsy!

32. American Horror Story: Roanoke

The new producer american horror story

Sid: "Return to Roanoke: Three Days in Hell." I'm gonna bring everybody who lived in that house, and the actors who played them on the show, and put them together in that house again. Only this time, hidden cameras recording everything.

Sid: "Return to Roanoke: Three Days in Hell." I'm gonna bring everybody who lived in that house, and the actors who played them on the...

33. Arrow

Wild dog in costume arrow

If Samson is building an army, then I'm going to need mine.

Oliver
If Samson is building an army, then I'm going to need mine.

34. Legends of Tomorrow

The justice society of america dcs legends of tomorrow

Stein: With all due respect, Raymond, I think there's a reason Mr. Tyler just naturally assumed I was in charge.
Jax: Yeah, because Mr. Tyler is from 1942, and you're some old white dude.

Stein: With all due respect, Raymond, I think there's a reason Mr. Tyler just naturally assumed I was in charge. Jax: Yeah, because Mr....

35. Grey's Anatomy

Owen babysits greys anatomy

Alex: C'mon it's freaking fall already.
Meredith: It's global warming already.

Alex: C'mon it's freaking fall already. Meredith: It's global warming already.

36. Supernatural

Deans looking for sam supernatural season 12 episode 2

Dean: I can’t believe you talked me into this.
Mary: I’m your mother, you have to do what I say.

Dean: I can’t believe you talked me into this. Mary: I’m your mother, you have to do what I say.

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There was a little showmance going on behind the scenes.

Jorgeous

What I haven't said in this letter, Mal, what I've been trying to write among all these scattered words is, is that I'm afraid. I'm scared, Mal. We grew up reading about a Saint who would one day perform a miracle of light and solve our country's problems, and we knew that was a lie. We knew that no stranger ever solved our problems for us. No great miracle was coming. That's why we had each other. The world is hard and cruel, but we had each other, and that was enough. That was everything. If Saints were once real, they've long since left us. Yet now, everyone is looking at me like I'm the answer. Like I'm the miracle the world has been waiting for. Or perhaps they know I'm a fraud, an imposter. I'm terrified. Of failure or success. If I really do have this power, who am I? I would be everything we mocked and dismissed. A stranger to myself. And to you. You once told me you were the most scared when you were lost. But getting lost can happen even when you know where you are. You told me about cardinal north and true north. Cardinal north is a direction on a map. True north? True north is home. It is where you feel safe and loved. You have always been my true north, Mal. And if I am to survive this, I need to be home again, with you.

Alina