Quotables for Week Ending October 8, 2015.

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American Horror Story: Hotel made its entrance on the scene this week to scare up viewers in time for Halloween and The Strain made its final curtain call until 2016.

Many other shows graced the airwaves leaving great words of wisdom in their wake. Scroll through the slideshows and discover what your favorite characters were saying.

1. Quantico

Training flashbacks quantico

The bureau's job is not to clean up tragedies. It's to prevent them from happening in the first place.

Liam
The bureau's job is not to clean up tragedies. It's to prevent them from happening in the first place.

2. Gotham

Its curtains for someone gotham

See, there's this guy, dad. he believes in me. He thinks I'm going to be a star.

Jerome
See, there's this guy, dad. he believes in me. He thinks I'm going to be a star.

3. The Good Wife

Assisting arrestees the good wife

She tried to steal an election, where else would she go?

Luca Quinn
She tried to steal an election, where else would she go?

4. Blue Bloods

Frank reagan pic

Mayor Poole: Who are you trying to protect?
Frank: Nobody in particular, just the standards of this office.

Mayor Poole: Who are you trying to protect? Frank: Nobody in particular, just the standards of this office.

5. Doctor Who

Underwater and under attack doctor who

The Doctor: They're ghosts! Yeah, ghosts.
Clara: You said there was no such thing. You actually poo-pooed the ghost theory.

The Doctor: They're ghosts! Yeah, ghosts. Clara: You said there was no such thing. You actually poo-pooed the ghost theory.

6. The Strain

The lumen auction the strain

Today you fight for one tribe; humankind. It no longer matters what color you wear. What color your skin is. All that matters, is the color of your blood. Red versus white.

Quinlan
Today you fight for one tribe; humankind. It no longer matters what color you wear. What color your skin is. All that matters, is the...

7. Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Romance in jeopardy brooklyn nine nine

I've been asked to deliver a toast here after the funeral. A message of hope. This is what I have so far. "PAIN." That's it.

Holt
I've been asked to deliver a toast here after the funeral. A message of hope. This is what I have so far. "PAIN." That's it.

8. Once Upon a Time

Snow and regina once upon a time s5e2

Snow Queen, Pan, Trio of Terror. We can handle villains like that but Emma. She knows how we beat bad guys. Heck, she beat most of them for us.

Grumpy
Snow Queen, Pan, Trio of Terror. We can handle villains like that but Emma. She knows how we beat bad guys. Heck, she beat most of them...

9. Blood & Oil

Suspicions run wild oil

I survived the eighties. I can survive this.

Hap
I survived the eighties. I can survive this.

10. The Last Man on Earth

Searching for carol the last man on earth

Phil: I just wanna be a better man for you, Carol.
Carol: And I wanna be a better man for you.
Phil: Hey... you already were a better man. And you're the man I wanna kiss for the rest of my life.

Phil: I just wanna be a better man for you, Carol. Carol: And I wanna be a better man for you. Phil: Hey... you already were a better...

11. Family Guy

Stewie griffin picture

Tom Cruise: Nobody walks away from tiny Tom Cruise.
Stewie: Yeah, except for all three of your wives.

Tom Cruise: Nobody walks away from tiny Tom Cruise. Stewie: Yeah, except for all three of your wives.

12. Homeland

The stakeout homeland

They call it the end times. What do you think the beheadings are about? The crucifixions in diya heifer and the revival of slavery. You think they make this shit up? It's all in the book. Their fuckin' book. The only book they ever read. They read it all the time, they never stop. They're there for one reason and one reason only, to dir for the caliphate and usher in a world without infidels. That's their strategy, and it's been that way since the seventh century, so do you really think that a few special forces teams are going to put a dent in that?

Quinn
They call it the end times. What do you think the beheadings are about? The crucifixions in diya heifer and the revival of slavery. You...

13. The Leftovers

Getting to know you the leftovers

Kevin: So, are we early?
John: Right on time.
Kevin: I thought this was a birthday party.
John: It is. We don't have any friends.

Kevin: So, are we early? John: Right on time. Kevin: I thought this was a birthday party. John: It is. We don't have any friends.

14. The Big Bang Theory

The flat tire incident the big bang theory

Amy got her ears pierced, she broke up with Sheldon, and she made us eat penis cookies.

Penny
Amy got her ears pierced, she broke up with Sheldon, and she made us eat penis cookies.

15. Scorpion

Sylvester in prison scorpion

Paige: Ralph, why are you doing someone's homework for them?
Ralph: To avoid injury.
Sylvester: That's a good reason

Paige: Ralph, why are you doing someone's homework for them? Ralph: To avoid injury. Sylvester: That's a good reason

16. The Flash

Barry allen is the flash arrow

Henry: Do you think...can you be all that you are becoming with me here?
Barry: You're the only family I have left.
Henry: Well, that's not really true. Don't you have another family in this room? They need your help, too, Barry. When you need me, I will be here. But right now Central City doesn't need you to be Henry Allen's son, it needs you to be The Flash. My Kid, the superhero. I have to go. I need you to tell me that it's OK.

Henry: Do you think...can you be all that you are becoming with me here? Barry: You're the only family I have left. Henry: Well, that's...

17. Castle

Rick castle photo

You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.

Castle
You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.

18. Awkward

Tamara gets no where awkward

What if Adam was Mr. Big and I just let him go?

Tamara
What if Adam was Mr. Big and I just let him go?

19. Significant Mother

Hearts are on the line significant mother

Jimmy: I can't breathe.
Atticus: Unbutton your tiny shirt.

Jimmy: I can't breathe. Atticus: Unbutton your tiny shirt.

20. The Muppets

Liam hemsworth and kermits girlfriend the muppets

Fozzie: I knew you wouldn't approve it so I went over your head.
Kermit: I'm the boss.
Fozzie: Oh that's right. So I went behind your back.

Fozzie: I knew you wouldn't approve it so I went over your head. Kermit: I'm the boss. Fozzie: Oh that's right. So I went behind your back.

21. Minority Report

Seeking wallys assistance minority report

Blake: Laura, this is gonna be big. Maybe as big as PreCrime.
Vega: PreCrime failed, catastrophically.
Blake: And before that it saved thousands.

Blake: Laura, this is gonna be big. Maybe as big as PreCrime. Vega: PreCrime failed, catastrophically. Blake: And before that it saved...

22. Public Morals

Going after patton public morals s1e7

But then again, we are not dealing with highly intelligent individuals, are we? We're dealing with irrational, impulsive, usually completely shitfaced drunken lunatics.

Terry Muldoon
But then again, we are not dealing with highly intelligent individuals, are we? We're dealing with irrational, impulsive, usually...

23. iZombie

Ravioli reunited izombie

Blaine: Somewhere out there, Major Lillywhite, the most presciently named zombie of all time, roams the earth.
Liv: Whitey Shamblemore begs to differ.

Blaine: Somewhere out there, Major Lillywhite, the most presciently named zombie of all time, roams the earth. Liv: Whitey Shamblemore...

24. NCIS

Mcgee and bishop ncis

Tony: One other question, I know you're an expert in English history. And I was just wondering, have you ever heard of Archibald Drummond, the 17th Earl of Trent?
Ducky: The Earl of Trent. No, I can't say I have. Why?
Tony: I was just wondering. Thanks.

Tony: One other question, I know you're an expert in English history. And I was just wondering, have you ever heard of Archibald...

25. Scream Queens

A diabolical plan scream queens

Listen, there are real bodies of real dead people. And there's a guy in an ice cream cone nailed to the wall, bless his heart. Please send help! Sweet baby Jesus.

Zayday
Listen, there are real bodies of real dead people. And there's a guy in an ice cream cone nailed to the wall, bless his heart. Please...

26. NCIS: New Orleans

Plane crash ncis new orleans

Brody: You know, if Garrett was a guy, would people be questioning her?
Percy: No way! If you're pretty, you slept your way to the top. If you're smart and ambitious, you're a bitch.

Brody: You know, if Garrett was a guy, would people be questioning her? Percy: No way! If you're pretty, you slept your way to the top....

27. Limitless

Murder at the fbi limitless

If you ever do bump into the one that got away, I highly recommend doing it while you’re on NZT.

Brian
If you ever do bump into the one that got away, I highly recommend doing it while you’re on NZT.

28. The Bastard Executioner

Lady love and milus corbett the bastard executioner

Do you ever feel like you're living the life of another? That God intended you to be someone else. Not greater or with more prestige but... truer.

Lady Love
Do you ever feel like you're living the life of another? That God intended you to be someone else. Not greater or with more prestige...

29. Arrow

Encouragement arrow s4e1

Thea's been living with Laurel for the past few months. Ra's stabbed her right over there. We can get a rug.

Oliver
Thea's been living with Laurel for the past few months. Ra's stabbed her right over there. We can get a rug.

30. Agents of SHIELD

Asgardian assistance agents of shield s3e2

Randolph: You're different now, you know that?
Couslon: One must accommodate the times or things get messy.
Randolph: What's with the hand?
Couslon: Things got messy.

Randolph: You're different now, you know that? Couslon: One must accommodate the times or things get messy. Randolph: What's with the...

31. Empire

Cookie and pitbull empire

Andre: So why'd Dad ask us here, Jamal? So he can kill us all together, instead of having to do it one at a time?
Cookie: Same reason why we're all here. To keep our enemies close.

Andre: So why'd Dad ask us here, Jamal? So he can kill us all together, instead of having to do it one at a time? Cookie: Same reason why...

32. American Horror Story: Hotel

Kathy bates on ahs hotel american horror story s5e1

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, but I'm not leaving until you get all your vitamins and minerals.

Iris
We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, but I'm not leaving until you get all your vitamins and minerals.

33. Hawaii Five-0

Steve mcgarrett picture

Steve: Sometimes when you speak, when your mouth opens and you speak, all I hear is "wa-wa-wa-wa." It's like I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon only you're Linus, with better hair.
Danny: Why do I got to be Linus?

Steve: Sometimes when you speak, when your mouth opens and you speak, all I hear is "wa-wa-wa-wa." It's like I'm in a Charlie Brown...

34. Modern Family

Jesse tyler ferguson as mitchell

Mitchell: That was a take-out menu.
Earl: I don't want that man to know where I eat.

Mitchell: That was a take-out menu. Earl: I don't want that man to know where I eat.

35. Law & Order: SVU

Whoopi goldberg guest stars law and order svu

God himself could not do this job. You wanna judge me? You wouldn't last an hour in my world.

Grayson
God himself could not do this job. You wanna judge me? You wouldn't last an hour in my world.

36. The Mysteries of Laura

Murder of a tech whiz the mysteries of laura

Are you kidding me?! Seven dollars for a box of crackers. Do you have a layaway program?

Laura
Are you kidding me?! Seven dollars for a box of crackers. Do you have a layaway program?

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Is you hungry? Cause Bitch, I’m baked.

Kornbread

You know how you call a guy whose wife died a widower? Or, if your parents die, you're an orphan. You know, there's no word for someone whose kids die. Because it's like the worst thing that can happen.

Bucky's Date