Quotables from Week Ending August 21, 2015

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This will be our last quotes post for a while, folks! The summer is truly winding down.

Enjoy the quotes and we'll see you again the third week of September when everything starts back up again with premiere week!

1. Significant Mother

Keeping secrets significant mother

She can't be pregnant, I did the hokey pokey. I put my whole self in, I pulled my whole self out.

Jimmy
She can't be pregnant, I did the hokey pokey. I put my whole self in, I pulled my whole self out.

2. Killjoys

John tracks down khlyen killjoys

John: If they bust us, no more license. No more Killjoy.
Dutch: Are you asking me not to do this?
John: I'm asking you to be awesome.
Dutch: Always am.

John: If they bust us, no more license. No more Killjoy. Dutch: Are you asking me not to do this? John: I'm asking you to be awesome....

3. Hannibal

Close to home hannibal

How do you supposed he's contacted me? Personal ads? Writing notes of admiration on toilet paper?

Hannibal
How do you supposed he's contacted me? Personal ads? Writing notes of admiration on toilet paper?

4. Power

Worried power

You're right, you are good. But you don't have eyes in the back of your head. You want out, you want to walk away clean. You've gotta cut ties with everyone that knows who you are.

Proctor [to Ghost]
You're right, you are good. But you don't have eyes in the back of your head. You want out, you want to walk away clean. You've gotta cut...

5. Hell on Wheels

Hell on wheels logo

Sooner or later, the devil makes us all pay. This time he has chosen you.

The Swede
Sooner or later, the devil makes us all pay. This time he has chosen you.

6. Ray Donovan

Whos over there ray donovan

Teresa: I told you, I go where my people go.
Bunchy: Maybe I'm your people.

Teresa: I told you, I go where my people go. Bunchy: Maybe I'm your people.

7. Masters of Sex

Dan and virginia masters of sex

You know, the purpose of this evening wasn't to make you sigh, in despair, anyway.

Bill
You know, the purpose of this evening wasn't to make you sigh, in despair, anyway.

8. The Strain

Kelly comes for zack the strain

Setrakian: Thank you for your help.
Fitzwilliam: I did what I could. Tell my brother I tried.
Setrakian: I will convey your message.
Fitzwilliam: Please just make this... [swish]

Setrakian: Thank you for your help. Fitzwilliam: I did what I could. Tell my brother I tried. Setrakian: I will convey your message....

9. The Last Ship

A new cure the last ship

I don't know much. I do know this. Wouldn't be here...No one on the ship would be here if not for you. So me? I wouldn't change a thing about you. Oh, you're ruthless, baby. That's why we're alive today.

Tex
I don't know much. I do know this. Wouldn't be here...No one on the ship would be here if not for you. So me? I wouldn't change a thing...

10. Teen Wolf

Angering the dread doctors teen wolf

If the nemeton is covered in bodies, shouldn't you be able to find it?

Stiles
If the nemeton is covered in bodies, shouldn't you be able to find it?

11. Rizzoli & Isles

Going to the dogs rizzoli and isles

Maura: That dress is perfect. Sophisticated with just a touch of VA-VOOM.
Jane: I think it has too much VA-VOOM.

Maura: That dress is perfect. Sophisticated with just a touch of VA-VOOM. Jane: I think it has too much VA-VOOM.

12. Zoo

An infestation zoo

Jackson: They're all male.
Abraham: Are you sure?
Jackson: If you want to count rodent penises, be my guest.
Abraham: I'll take your word for it.

Jackson: They're all male. Abraham: Are you sure? Jackson: If you want to count rodent penises, be my guest. Abraham: I'll take your word...

13. Proof

A devastating choice proof

Ivan: What happened? Did you see something? What was it like?
Cat: It was incredible. It was beautiful. And disturbing. And it was all an illusion.

Ivan: What happened? Did you see something? What was it like? Cat: It was incredible. It was beautiful. And disturbing. And it was all an...

14. Real Housewives of New York City

Defending brandi the real housewives of new york city s7e20

If I have one drink I'm buzzed. Two drinks, I'm drunk. Three drinks, I'm yours.

Sonja
If I have one drink I'm buzzed. Two drinks, I'm drunk. Three drinks, I'm yours.

15. Tyrant

Protecting the family tyrant

But we're not special. We don't deserve more from the world just 'cause we're Al-Fayeed's. Hasn't that been your point all along?

Sammy
But we're not special. We don't deserve more from the world just 'cause we're Al-Fayeed's. Hasn't that been your point all along?

16. Scream

Emma returns scream

Mayor Maddox: We are a family, Brooke. If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt.
Brooke: I'm left to pick up the pieces.

Mayor Maddox: We are a family, Brooke. If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt. Brooke: I'm left to pick up the pieces.

17. Suits

Pearson hardman suits s5e9

Donna: How long has it been since I slapped you in the face because that is all I can think about right now.
Hardman: Promises, promises.

Donna: How long has it been since I slapped you in the face because that is all I can think about right now. Hardman: Promises, promises.

18. Extant

Molly succumbs extant

Loving doesn't come easy to me. Can't you see, Daddy? I've been running from you and Mrs. Kaber my whole life.

Molly
Loving doesn't come easy to me. Can't you see, Daddy? I've been running from you and Mrs. Kaber my whole life.

19. Mr. Robot

Feeling threatened mr robot

Young Elliot: How come I'm not in trouble?
Mr. Robot/Elliot's father: Even though what you did was wrong, you're still a good kid. And that guy was a prick. Sometimes that matters more.

Young Elliot: How come I'm not in trouble? Mr. Robot/Elliot's father: Even though what you did was wrong, you're still a good kid. And...

20. The Astronaut Wives Club

The documentary the astronaut wives club

Trudy: The world just got a lot bigger.
Rene: The question is, what's next?

Trudy: The world just got a lot bigger. Rene: The question is, what's next?

21. Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the beast promo pic

Vincent: We're nothing alike. You're a cold blooded killer.
Liam: And you're not? Tell me, Vincent, how many people have you killed?
Cat: It's not the same thing. Vincent doesn't kill innocent people. He doesn't blow hospitals up.
Liam: A kill is a kill, just like a beast a beast. Let's face it, the only thing keeping him from being more like me is you. It's a thin line brother.

Vincent: We're nothing alike. You're a cold blooded killer. Liam: And you're not? Tell me, Vincent, how many people have you killed? Cat:...

22. Mistresses

Joss gets a visit mistresses

Lucy: You hate bed and breakfasts.
April: That is not true, Lucy.
Lucy: You're being so fake right now, it's weird.

Lucy: You hate bed and breakfasts. April: That is not true, Lucy. Lucy: You're being so fake right now, it's weird.

23. Rookie Blue

Chris diaz photo

Chris: A boring day means you've done your job and you get to go home.
Oliver: That is my line. That's my line.

Chris: A boring day means you've done your job and you get to go home. Oliver: That is my line. That's my line.

24. Dominion

Archangel in chains dominion

Claire: I'm sending soldiers across the trenches soon as you drive out of here. That's what I came here to say.
Zoe: You're bluffing. You wouldn't kill your own people.
Claire: I would to unite this city. Surrender Zoe and everything changes.

Claire: I'm sending soldiers across the trenches soon as you drive out of here. That's what I came here to say. Zoe: You're bluffing. You...

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