"I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails..." -- Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Capt. Holt: You remember my nephew Marcus, the thirty-one year old? He asked me to ask you if you are single. I told him I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails passing love letters.
"Please hold for Mr. Malcontent." -- Hawaii Five-0
Danny: Well if it is the governor tell him you spent this morning vandalizing his trees. ~
Steve: Please hold for Mr. Malcontent
"How many ways can I mean human skulls?!" -- The Librarians
Jacob: We found something weird too. ~
Eve: I found a room full of really old art. ~
Jacob: We found a room full of human skulls! ~
Eve: What do you mean, human skulls? ~
Jacob: How many ways can I mean human skulls?!
"Do I sound a little stressed? No matter." -- Grimm
Wu: Uh, I'm not sure I understand what "average" is anymore in this city. Not that I have any opinion that makes sense, 'cause, you know, I'm ready to go "vampire" or "wolfman." Do I sound a little stressed? No matter.
"I want eyes on Charleston." -- State of Affairs
Constance: I want eyes on Charleston. Every move she makes. Every word she utters. I want to know everything.
"I guess I am kind of bringing it with this hoodie." -- Cristela
Josh: Um, you know I, I kind of like seeing you outside of work. ~
Cristela: Oh yeah? ~
Josh: Yeah. ~
Cristela: I guess I am kind of bringing it with this hoodie.
"The Drop House." -- Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake: The Drop House. Perfect name for a port-a-potty company. As soon as we get out of here I'm taking that straight to Shark Tank.
"Shots?" -- Once Upon a Time
Regina: I'm not in the mood for a hope speech, Emma.
Emma: You're mistaking me for my mother. Besides you don't need a speech, you need a drinking buddy. Shots?
"I wasn't in love with them." -- The Newsroom
Maggie: Have you had a lot of long distance relationships? ~
Jim: Yes. ~
Maggie: Have any of them worked? ~
Jim: No. ~
Maggie: Then why is this different? ~
Jim: I wasn't in love with them. ~
"I am here, Wade, to seduce you." -- Hart of Dixie
Wade: What's going on here? ~
Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you. ~
Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first. ~
Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.
"No, not a meat steak." -- Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Phoebe: She's wearing a black halter top and black shorts and she's holding a stake. No, not a meat steak.
"This isn't some midlife crisis." -- The Affair
Noah: I love her, Max. I wasn't lookin' for this. I tried to get away from it, but I keep comin' back to her. This isn't some midlife crisis.
"Just to be clear, neither of you are good people." -- The McCarthys
Ronny: Just to be clear, neither of you are good people.
"It was an orgasm victory to win against Marcus." -- The Taste
Ludo: It was an orgasm victory to win against Marcus.
"Shoot for mediocrity every time." -- The Taste
Tom: If you're afraid of failure, then you're gonna shoot for mediocrity every time.
"Merry Christmas dad. I love you." -- NCIS
McGee: Every moment with you from growing up to these last few days. It meant something to me. It takes a man to make a man. You've helped make me one. Before I say goodbye dad, I just want to say thank you for everything. Merry Christmas dad. I love you.