Quotables from Week Ending Dec. 18, 2014

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7. "The Drop House." -- Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"The Drop House." -- Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake: The Drop House. Perfect name for a port-a-potty company. As soon as we get out of here I'm taking that straight to Shark Tank.

8. "Shots?" -- Once Upon a Time

"Shots?" -- Once Upon a Time
Regina: I'm not in the mood for a hope speech, Emma. Emma: You're mistaking me for my mother. Besides you don't need a speech, you need a drinking buddy. Shots?

9. "I wasn't in love with them." -- The Newsroom

"I wasn't in love with them." -- The Newsroom
Maggie: Have you had a lot of long distance relationships? ~ Jim: Yes. ~ Maggie: Have any of them worked? ~ Jim: No. ~ Maggie: Then why is this different? ~ Jim: I wasn't in love with them. ~

10. "I am here, Wade, to seduce you." -- Hart of Dixie

"I am here, Wade, to seduce you." -- Hart of Dixie
Wade: What's going on here? ~ Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you. ~ Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first. ~ Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.

11. "No, not a meat steak." -- Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce

"No, not a meat steak." -- Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Phoebe: She's wearing a black halter top and black shorts and she's holding a stake. No, not a meat steak.

12. "This isn't some midlife crisis." -- The Affair

"This isn't some midlife crisis." -- The Affair
Noah: I love her, Max. I wasn't lookin' for this. I tried to get away from it, but I keep comin' back to her. This isn't some midlife crisis.

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