Quotables from Week Ending February 11, 2016

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Where is the love?!

That's what we're asking, as we slide into Valentine's Day weekend with nary a single quote about the gooey stuff to be found.

Bah humbug! Well, wrong holiday, but you get the idea.

To find out what else was hanging around this week, scroll through the slideshow!

1. Grey's Anatomy

Meredith is attacked greys anatomy

Forgiveness is a powerful thing, Meredith. Not only to make the other person to feel good, but to heal you. Forgive her for not being Derek.

Richard
Forgiveness is a powerful thing, Meredith. Not only to make the other person to feel good, but to heal you. Forgive her for not being...

2. How To Get Away with Murder

The fallout how to get away with murder

Asher: My Dad didn't kill himself. The police say he did, but I think someone killed him and covered it up. Happens all the time.
Oliver: It does?

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Asher: My Dad didn't kill himself. The police say he did, but I think someone killed him and covered it up. Happens all the time. Oliver:...

3. Scandal

Huck

Marcus: She's a...
Huck: Total badass.
Marcus: I was gonna say trailblazer, but yeah, badass works too.

Marcus: She's a... Huck: Total badass. Marcus: I was gonna say trailblazer, but yeah, badass works too.

4. The Vampire Diaries

Ian somerhalder as damon salvatore

I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.

Damon
I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.

5. The Originals

Hayley

Elijah, I’ve spent the last 24 hours being so angry at Tristan, at your family, at you, at Jackson even, for always being so brave. But then I realize that I’m not angry, I’m not mad. I’m just guilty. I wanted to blame you, blame anyone. The truth is that my husband died because he loved me, and loving any of us is a death sentence, isn’t it?

Hayley
Elijah, I’ve spent the last 24 hours being so angry at Tristan, at your family, at you, at Jackson even, for always being so brave. But...

6. Grimm

Captain renard photo

I don't believe in monsters unless they're people. And this one is guilty of murder.

Renard
I don't believe in monsters unless they're people. And this one is guilty of murder.

7. Shameless

Lip is upset shameless

Chuckie, if you want to stay alive, go to school.

Ian
Chuckie, if you want to stay alive, go to school.

8. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Extreme measures crazy ex girlfriend

You ruined everything you stupid bitch. You ruined everything you stupid, stupid bitch. You’re just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn. Bitch. You’re a stupid bitch. And lose some weight.

Rebecca
You ruined everything you stupid bitch. You ruined everything you stupid, stupid bitch. You’re just a lying little bitch who ruins things...

9. Downton Abbey

Open house for charity downton abbey season 6 episode 6

But what on earth can we show them to give them their money's worth? Lady Grantham knitting? Lady Mary in the bath?

Robert
But what on earth can we show them to give them their money's worth? Lady Grantham knitting? Lady Mary in the bath?

10. The X-Files

Feeling emotional the x files

Scully: Back in the day, didn't we every come across a way to just wish someone back to life?
Mulder: I invented it. When you were in the hospital. Like this.
Scully: You're a dark wizard, Mulder.
Mulder [laughs]: What else is new?

Scully: Back in the day, didn't we every come across a way to just wish someone back to life? Mulder: I invented it. When you were in the...

11. Castle

Kevin ryan photograph

I believe her exact words were, “Sure, maybe we'll get lucky and Castle will get shot.”

Ryan
I believe her exact words were, “Sure, maybe we'll get lucky and Castle will get shot.”

12. Supergirl

Dream world supergirl

Hank: What the hell are these guys doing here?
James: Where Supergirl goes, we go.
Hank: This is a top secret facility Mr. Olsen, you think I'm going to let the media waltz in here?
Winn: Actually, I'm in IT, so definitely not worth shooting.

Hank: What the hell are these guys doing here? James: Where Supergirl goes, we go. Hank: This is a top secret facility Mr. Olsen, you...

13. DC's Legends of Tomorrow

Dating in the soviet union dcs legends of tomorrow

Ray: Wow, it's a MiG-21. No one's ever been this close to one before.
Snart: Are you quoting Top Gun?
Ray: Maybe.

Ray: Wow, it's a MiG-21. No one's ever been this close to one before. Snart: Are you quoting Top Gun? Ray: Maybe.

14. Scorpion

Earthquake scorpion

Toby: People like flavored creamers.
Walter: Creamer is a flavor!

Toby: People like flavored creamers. Walter: Creamer is a flavor!

15. The Magicians

The mental hospital the magicians

Michael row the boat ashore. Hashtag agree.

Eliot
Michael row the boat ashore. Hashtag agree.

16. Lucifer

Dead woman in the pool lucifer

If L.A.'s taught me anything, constant rejections do build character.

Ali
If L.A.'s taught me anything, constant rejections do build character.

17. Jane the Virgin

The ring jane the virgin

Xo: You misread the signs. We've all done it.
Jane: Really? You've made out with a guy's sweater as he desperately dodged your kiss?

Xo: You misread the signs. We've all done it. Jane: Really? You've made out with a guy's sweater as he desperately dodged your kiss?

18. Younger

Scheming younger

Hugh: Do you know that I wore a tampon for an entire day last week just to know what it felt like?
Diana: That is so revolting! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I appreciate your intentions, I really do, and I am going to ensure that your book is a mammoth success, but try as you may, you can never know what it is like to be a woman. You can wear as many tampons or bosoms as you like, but you will never understand what we go through. I'm sorry, it's true. MAY I PLEASE GET SOME MORE WINE!

Hugh: Do you know that I wore a tampon for an entire day last week just to know what it felt like? Diana: That is so revolting! I'm...

19. The Flash

Killer frost and deathstorm the flash

Cisco: I got no spit.
Harry: Jaws.
Cisco: I'm not just quoting Jaws. I mean, my mouth is really dry right now.

Cisco: I got no spit. Harry: Jaws. Cisco: I'm not just quoting Jaws. I mean, my mouth is really dry right now.

20. New Girl

Schmidt shirtless

This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.

Schmidt
This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.

21. Teen Wolf

Whats happening to lydia teen wolf

Lydia, please shut up and let me save your life.

Stiles
Lydia, please shut up and let me save your life.

22. Agent Carter

Stopping an explosion marvels agent carter

Daniel: This is a bad plan.
Jarvis: It's a horrible plan.
Peggy: It's a solid plan.

Daniel: This is a bad plan. Jarvis: It's a horrible plan. Peggy: It's a solid plan.

23. iZombie

Headless victims izombie

Buzzfeed teaches us that when a man abruptly changes his plans, he's up to no good.

Liv
Buzzfeed teaches us that when a man abruptly changes his plans, he's up to no good.

24. NCIS

Jethro gibbs picture

Maria: I would never leave my husband. I was raised Catholic, Agent Gibbs. My marriage was sacred.
Gibbs: You've got a funny way of showing it.

Maria: I would never leave my husband. I was raised Catholic, Agent Gibbs. My marriage was sacred. Gibbs: You've got a funny way of...

25. Shadowhunters

In trouble now

Well, that was a window to the weird.

Clary
Well, that was a window to the weird.

26. Chicago Fire

Battle of the badges chicago fire season 4 episode 14

You know what my dream's always been Connie? Getting rid of that single ply toilet paper you signed off on three months ago.

Herrmann
You know what my dream's always been Connie? Getting rid of that single ply toilet paper you signed off on three months ago.

27. Chicago Med

Risking his career chicago med

Look at this. Woman gave us a zero because her gown didn't fit, and this guy bitches because he couldn't change the channel on the TV. We ought to get a chance to grade them. Threw up in the waiting room, zero. Peed on the floor, zero.

Maggie
Look at this. Woman gave us a zero because her gown didn't fit, and this guy bitches because he couldn't change the channel on the TV. We...

28. Pretty Little Liars

Still sleuthing

OK, did I just let Sara Harvey trick me into trashing every room in my mother's home?

Hanna
OK, did I just let Sara Harvey trick me into trashing every room in my mother's home?

29. NCIS: New Orleans

Fat tuesday ncis new orleans

Douglas Hamilton: People like to talk to me. They tell me a lot of things. How do you think I became mayor?
Pride: The other candidate was flooding your district with *drugs*!

Douglas Hamilton: People like to talk to me. They tell me a lot of things. How do you think I became mayor? Pride: The other candidate...

30. Colony

Where theres a will colony

Will: Not a whiskey girl?
Jennifer: No, whiskey makes me drunk, and two actual drinks, and I'm...
Will: Fun?
Jennifer [chuckles]: That why you don't trust me? Because I'm not fun?
Will: No, I didn't trust you because the list of people I trust fits on one hand.

Will: Not a whiskey girl? Jennifer: No, whiskey makes me drunk, and two actual drinks, and I'm... Will: Fun? Jennifer [chuckles]: That...

31. Arrow

Malcolm on the platter arrow

In deference of good taste, we will forego the removal of shirts.

Malcolm
In deference of good taste, we will forego the removal of shirts.

32. Law & Order: SVU

Escaped murderers law and order svu

People say life is short, but life is of course very long. You want to stay in your best shape.

Rudnick
People say life is short, but life is of course very long. You want to stay in your best shape.

33. Chicago PD

Benson and voight chicago pd season 3 episode 14

Lindsay: So why don't you tell me where you are? I'll come to you.
Yates: Oh, you know where I am.
Lindsay: Why don't you pretend I'm not that clever and tell me anyway.

Lindsay: So why don't you tell me where you are? I'll come to you. Yates: Oh, you know where I am. Lindsay: Why don't you pretend I'm not...

34. Supernatural

We need to talk supernatural season 11 episode 13

Woman: What kind of FBI agents are you?!
Dean: The fake kind.

Woman: What kind of FBI agents are you?! Dean: The fake kind.

35. Criminal Minds

Escaped criminal minds

Tom: I gave them a good life. They were clothed, fed.
Hotch: You repeatedly raped and tortured them.
Tom: Children need discipline.

Tom: I gave them a good life. They were clothed, fed. Hotch: You repeatedly raped and tortured them. Tom: Children need discipline.

36. American Crime

Defying the lawyers american crime

We have shifted the situation from an entire team of boys facing arrest and persecution to just a hysterical mother taking one last stab at civil restitution.

Leslie
We have shifted the situation from an entire team of boys facing arrest and persecution to just a hysterical mother taking one last stab...

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