Quotables from Week Ending Jan 15, 2015

From the week ending Jan. 15, 2015, here are the favorite quotes we captured.
1. "Yeah boss." NCIS

Zoe: Relax, Spider. They know about us. ~
Tony: Who knows? ~
Everyone: We all know. ~
Gibbs: It's about time. Geeze.
Tony: How did you find out? ~
McGee: We're trained investigators, my friend. ~
Zoe: And in honor of us coming out, Tony is going to buy everyone drinks. ~
Tony: I am? ~
Zoe: Yeah. You are. C'mon. Get your coat. ~
Tony: Yeah, boss.
2. "I must be sure I am right to want this man, as my friend, as my lover, as my husband." Downton Abbey

Mary: I must be sure I am right to want this man, as my friend, as my lover, as my husband.
3. "He's on a scarab boat. It goes so fast, it doesn't have reception." Togetherness

Alex: Why hasn't he texted you back yet? ~
Tina: He's on a scarab boat. It goes so fast, it doesn't have reception.
4. "You cannot shirk your duties!" Archer

Japanese Soldier: You cannot shirk your duties! ~
Archer: Yes, I can. I do it all the time
5. "He got you to marry him, didn't he?" Castle

Beckett: He is resourceful, but he's not that resourceful. ~
Ryan: He got you to marry him, didn't he?
6. "Well, I'm gonna work on that penis." House of Lies

Jeannie: Is that Ellis Hightower, the electric car guy?
Marty: Yes, it is.
Jeannie: Shit... What do I have to do to get in here?
Marty: Commit a felony. Grow a penis. Wait a minute. I think you already did one of those.
Jeannie: Well, I'm gonna work on that penis.