Quotables from Week Ending Jan. 22, 2015

Athos: The King's council has been in chaos since the Cardinal died... They say he wore out his heart in the service of France. ~ D'Artagnan: It's a pleasant surprise to hear he had one at all.

Grover: It is killing me. I feel utterly helpless. Every night I pray to God to take this thing off her and put it on me, because I can handle it. This is my little girl, she shouldn't have to carry this.

Mary: Obviously, this is very shocking to your generation. Violet: Don't let us hide behind the changing times my dear, this is shocking to most people in 1924.

Kate Beckett: I'll give it to you straight. I'm just a girl, looking for a private dick. ~ Rick Castle: Whoa, then your search is over, sweetheart.

Raylan: Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.

John: I'm not ready to die. ~ Manny: Are you afraid of what's waiting for you? ~ John: No, I earned what I've got coming to me. I'm just... I have more work to do. ~ Manny: Then that makes this a crucible. And for the sake of the mortal realm, I hope you find what you need.

Cole: You came. ~ Cassie: I had to see if you were real. ~ Cole: Here I am. ~ Cassie: Here you are. You know you're late. ~ Cole: It's not an exact science.

Julia: Arrived at St. Germain island from the South East. No apparent flares or signal fires. The contact is not at the rendezvous site. All signs point to the pandemic originating on this island. There are no other options, I must find a cure.

Katrina: Turning over the hanged man reflects struggle; from death to rebirth. Of course, this death is identical to a series of murders from 1781.

Cabe: Agent Gallo Homeland security. Let this man hold your hand.

Spencer: I've got some bolt cutters in my car. [Caleb stares] I like to be prepared.

Iris: There's a Hello Kitty convention in town, we can get matching tattoos.

Jo: [to Charlie] You can tell your little friend Chad he's a big asshole. You want a beer?

Eddie: You know you can come around any time, Joe. Just give us a heads up. Or not. Whenever. You want a key? [chuckles nervously]

Eileen: Poor Vincent, trying to teach these ladies how to play poker is like herding cats.

Jeannie: I'm not giving you my baby! ~ Sarah: You are so fucking selfish! ~ Jeannie: And you are so batshit crazy! ~ Marty: Oh Jeannie. What's the big deal? Just give them the baby! It's not like it's a baby. ~

Sid: You know someone should come up with something around the crotch that would just go zip. You could do your business and be done with it. ~ Galavant: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

Jenkins: UFOs do not exist. ~ Ezekiel: Says the guy with the teleporting door.

Bellamy: If I'm going to take orders from you, I need a better reason. ~ Clarke: I can't lose you, too.

Joy: The lake isn't going to dry up all of a sudden. Take all the time you need. ~ Rossi: You sure? ~ Joy: Yes, absolutely. We're going to be fine, dad. You there? ~ Rossi: I'm sorry. Whenever I hear someone say "Dad" I start looking around to see who they're talking to. ~ Joy: Well get used to it. Dad.

Anthony: I'm gonna make a sauce that is just so freaking obscene, that we will go to hell.

Henry: Ahh Kenna. With death comes wisdom. What did I ever see in her? ~ Catherine: Well it was her ass. You mentioned it many times. ~ Kenna: Are you talking to me? ~ Catherine: Why would I talk to you? ~ Kenna: You just said something about my ass. ~ Catherine: Not everything is about your ass KENNA. Move it out of the way.