Quotables from Week Ending July 9, 2015

We've got all your best quotes this summer!
The Real Housewives may have run out of vodka (gasp!), the knife gets twisted on Suits, Gordon contemplates the path not taken on Halt and Catch Fire and is Victor Kirakis going square dancing on Days of Our Lives?
From retractable fangs on Rookie Blue to being thrown from a train on Hannibal and don't forget about that threesome on Mistresses...we've covered it all.
Check out our best quotes from all of TV ending the week of July 9th and enjoy!
1. We have a code red. I don't know that we have any more vodka. That's a situation.

We have a code red. I don't know that we have any more vodka. That's a situation.
Bethenny
2. When someone twists a knife in your gut, I feel like I want to twist one right back.

When someone twists a knife in your gut, I feel like I want to twist one right back.
Harvey
3. I hope that's Hebrew for "A-Okay."

Lt. Ravit Bavis: Uh-oh.
Tex: I hope that's Hebrew for "A-Okay."
4. I'm enjoying this chemo way more than the last batch.

Leo: Morning sunshine. How you feeling.
April: I'm enjoying this chemo way more than the last batch.
5. Well, Maggie and I go square dancing with him and Kate every Thursday night. That man is the...

Stefano: What is going on with you and Clyde Weston?
Victor: Well, Maggie and I go square dancing with him and Kate every Thursday night. That man is the Baryshnikov of the two-step.
6. You ever thought about who you could have been if you had taken a different path?

You ever thought about who you could have been if you had taken a different path?
Gordon
7. Well, I got shot. That's somethin'. I found our murder scene. That's something else.

Ani: What the fuck, man? I'm commanding officer of this detail. You call me if you got something.
Ray: Well, I got shot. That's somethin'. I found our murder scene. That's something else.
8. live together, die together, works when you have to keep on fighting. Totally suck in real...

Live together, die together, works when you have to keep on fighting. Totally sucks in real life.
Nolan
9. I don't know, don't be crazy?

D'avin: Hey, so what's the deal with this psych eval I gotta get? Any tips?
John: I don't know, don't be crazy?
10. Is it true that Peck has retractable fangs?

Duncan: Is it true that Peck has retractable fangs?
Dov: Yes.
11. They’re not gang members when they'r in the hospital; they're patients.

They’re not gang members when they're in the hospital; they're patients.
John
12. I have answers. I just don't know what the questions are.

I have answers. I just don't know what the questions are.
MIke
13. Trust me. Don't trust yourself. You're not reliable.

Trust me. Don't trust yourself. You're not reliable.
Shafe
14. Unless it's prerecorded.

Max: If there's music, there must still be a world.
Louise: Unless it's prerecorded.
15. Threesomes? Honey, I invented them.

Karen: Have you ever been in something like this before?
Joss: Threesomes? Honey, I invented them.