Quotables from Week Ending June 25, 2015

13. People, they hate you. They don't even know you., and they hate you. Why? Because you are my...

People, they hate you. They don't even know you., and they hate you. Why? Because you are my son. Because you have been given everything they've been denied. They think you're a fat lazy slob. Why would you work so hard to prove them right?
Jamal Al Fayeed [to Ahmed]
14. Donna it is.

Mike: What about the bubble? There's no Donna in the bubble.
Rachel: Come on, there's room for Donna in the bubble.
Mike: You realize I get to sleep with whoever's in the bubble, right?
Rachel: So long as you realize that my dad's in the bubble.
Mike: Donna it is.
15. Well that still involves food, right?

Maura: Well, there isn't going to be any. Your mother's on a new diet.
Jane: Well that still involves food, right?
16. Did you hear the shooter say anything? Like [in a deep voice] these bullets are meant for you...

Did you hear the shooter say anything? Like [in a deep voice] these bullets are meant for you Cameron?
Cameron
17. Maybe that's what Charles wants us to think.

Alison: Doesn't look like anybody lives here.
Jason: Maybe that's what Charles wants us to think.
18. Oh, I don't know. Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we...

Krista: What is it about society that disappoints you so much?
Elliot: Oh, I don't know. Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit. The world itself's just one big hoax.