Quotables from Week Ending May 19, 2017

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One more week for the quotes of the week before we go on break until the summer shows start coming on strong.

Scroll on through to see if we captured your favorites and if they didn't make it into the show, you never know, they might be residing on the show page!

1. Chicago PD

Lindsay faces several challenges chicago pd

Platt: Your mother's world record streak of bad luck and crap timing is still going strong, but you don't want to go up there.
Lindsay: I just want to help, ok, I'm not looking to cover for Bunny.
Platt: Ok, not only shouldn't you go up there, you can't. Per Chief Lugo, you can't palm in. If you want to disobey, it's me chaperoning, and frankly I don't need the cardio.

Platt: Your mother's world record streak of bad luck and crap timing is still going strong, but you don't want to go up there. Lindsay: I...

2. Bull

The deal bull

Bull: Don't you want them to catch these guys?
J.P.: Of course I do, but my client is worried. If the government can demand to see where people they think might be bad guys have gone on the web, what's to stop them from demanding that same information about you or me?
Bull: What's my name?
J.P.: Bull.
Bull: Right. Don't bull a Bull. You're clients trying to convince you that he's wrapping himself up in the flag when this is really about money.

Bull: Don't you want them to catch these guys? J.P.: Of course I do, but my client is worried. If the government can demand to see where...

3. Scorpion

Relationship issues scorpion

Sly: My inevitable scurvy thanks you.
Paige: Be positive.
Sly: I am! I'm positive we're all going to die.

Sly: My inevitable scurvy thanks you. Paige: Be positive. Sly: I am! I'm positive we're all going to die.

4. The White Princess

Traitors the white princess s1e5

Jasper: We have offended God.
Lady Margaret: Did you not love me once, Jasper?
Jasper: I've never loved anyone else. But this...did I love you without ever knowing who you truly were?

Jasper: We have offended God. Lady Margaret: Did you not love me once, Jasper? Jasper: I've never loved anyone else. But this...did I...

5. Into The Badlands

A shocking secret into the badlands

Bajie: Where did you get this book? You can trust me.
Flea: My father. He gave it to me before he disappeared.
Bajie: Can you read it?
Flea: Father only taught me one word: Azra.
Bajie: Azra. Well, that's a good start. This book. This stays between us, OK? I'm Bajie. What's your name?
Flea: Minerva.
Bajie: Well Minerva, it seems that dear mother Fate has brought us together for a reason.

Bajie: Where did you get this book? You can trust me. Flea: My father. He gave it to me before he disappeared. Bajie: Can you read it?...

6. NCIS: Los Angeles

Sam goes rogue ncis los angeles

Callen: We are partners, through good and bad.
Sam: I'm going to hurt people, G.
Callen: Yeah, I guess it's time for a career change for both of us.

Callen: We are partners, through good and bad. Sam: I'm going to hurt people, G. Callen: Yeah, I guess it's time for a career change for...

7. Once Upon a Time

Emma swan image

Henry: You married Captain Hook right here.
Emma: Captain Hook? Who officiated it? Tinkerbell?
Henry: No. Jiminey Cricket.

Henry: You married Captain Hook right here. Emma: Captain Hook? Who officiated it? Tinkerbell? Henry: No. Jiminey Cricket.

8. Chicago Justice

A crane collapse chicago justice

Laura: Do I want to know where you got this from?
Antonio: No.
Laura: Okay, then tell me about you and Perali. Stone seemed -
Antonio: If you don't want to help, you don't have to.
Laura: I didn't say that. I'm just saying, this seems a little sketchy.

Laura: Do I want to know where you got this from? Antonio: No. Laura: Okay, then tell me about you and Perali. Stone seemed - Antonio: If...

9. Madam Secretary

Elizabeth worries about henry madam secretary

If I can't be honest with people about who I am then how can I ever have an honest experience with them?

Blake
If I can't be honest with people about who I am then how can I ever have an honest experience with them?

10. Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim on e keeping up with the kardashians

I do kind of feel like I'm on The Bachelor, so does somebody have a rose?

Khloe
I do kind of feel like I'm on The Bachelor, so does somebody have a rose?

11. Better Call Saul

Power struggle better call saul

Kim: Saul Goodman?
Jimmy: Yeah, like, it's all good, man.
Kim: That guy has a lot of energy.
Jimmy: It's just a name.
Kim: Uh huh.

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Kim: Saul Goodman? Jimmy: Yeah, like, it's all good, man. Kim: That guy has a lot of energy. Jimmy: It's just a name. Kim: Uh huh.

12. American Gods

Planning a bank robbery american gods

Wednesday: That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They're her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering?
Shadow: Because his dad sacrificed his ass.
Wednesday: Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and sacrifice to go around.

Wednesday: That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They're her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering? Shadow: Because his...

13. Supergirl

Cats back supergirl season 2 episode 21

Cat: Thanks, James.
James: I'm Guardian.
Cat: Oh honey, I can see your eyes right through the slits.

Cat: Thanks, James. James: I'm Guardian. Cat: Oh honey, I can see your eyes right through the slits.

14. Jane the Virgin

Jane struggles with her relationships jane the virgin

I just feel so lucky that I gave birth to my best friend.

Xo
I just feel so lucky that I gave birth to my best friend.

15. Quantico

Their last stand quantico

I really just wanted confirmation that you were twins and not just Nimah with a head injury.

Clay
I really just wanted confirmation that you were twins and not just Nimah with a head injury.

16. The Flash

Barry allen is the flash arrow

Joe: You time traveled again?
Barry: Yes.
Joe: That's what got us into this mess in the first place.

Joe: You time traveled again? Barry: Yes. Joe: That's what got us into this mess in the first place.

17. The Americans

Moment of crisis the americans

Philip: So Konin is Perkupchick. Or someone who is the same height and age as she was at the end of the war?
Claudia: Yes.

Philip: So Konin is Perkupchick. Or someone who is the same height and age as she was at the end of the war? Claudia: Yes.

18. iZombie

Liv looks shocked izombie

Major: I gave the cure to Natalie. I am so sorry.
Peyton: Who's Natalie?
Liz: Major's zombie, hooker friend.

Major: I gave the cure to Natalie. I am so sorry. Peyton: Who's Natalie? Liz: Major's zombie, hooker friend.

19. NCIS: New Orleans

Who to trust ncis new orleans

Do me a favor. Don't do me any favors. And lose my number.

Isler [to Pride]
Do me a favor. Don't do me any favors. And lose my number.

20. Famous in Love

Paiges birthday famous in love

Jordan's mom: Who the hell are you?
Ida: I think you have a story to tell. And I'm the one who's gonna help you tell it.

Jordan's mom: Who the hell are you? Ida: I think you have a story to tell. And I'm the one who's gonna help you tell it.

21. NCIS

Bishop on ncis

Bishop: Courtesy of Facebook, we learned that Dean once sailed across the Pacific. Alone.
McGee: Before that, he summited Mt. Kilimanjaro, also alone.
Torres: A man after my own hear. Except for the mountain climbing and sailing. And, uh, Meat Loaf.
Bishop: Hey, I like Meat Loaf.
Gibbs: Why are we talking about Meat Loaf? We got a theory or not?!

Bishop: Courtesy of Facebook, we learned that Dean once sailed across the Pacific. Alone. McGee: Before that, he summited Mt....

22. Chicago Fire

A warehouse fire chicago fire

Herrmann: Where are my baseball cards?
Cindy: The ones you sold?
Herrmann: What?
Cindy: Garage Sale 2002. You wanted to buy those cross country skis.
Herrmann: What cross country skis?
Cindy: The ones you sold in Garage Sale 2007 for the mountain bike we sold in 2010.

Herrmann: Where are my baseball cards? Cindy: The ones you sold? Herrmann: What? Cindy: Garage Sale 2002. You wanted to buy those cross...

23. Arrow

The birthday party arrow

Actually, I ordered the cake for a six-year-old because I wasn't sure that I could order a Green Arrow birthday cake for a grown man.

Felicity
Actually, I ordered the cake for a six-year-old because I wasn't sure that I could order a Green Arrow birthday cake for a grown man.

24. Empire

Cookies team empire

Giuliana is a cancer, not just to Lucious but to the entire empire. If we don't root that bitch out, we all die!

Cookie
Giuliana is a cancer, not just to Lucious but to the entire empire. If we don't root that bitch out, we all die!

25. Archer

Archer and len trexler s8e7

Lana: Excuse me, I am effecting an arrest!
Archer: Great, while you're at it, arrest him.
Lana: Who?
[Dutch Dylan shouts and jumps out of top story window]
Archer: [chuckles] ...if for nothing else, that outfit.

Lana: Excuse me, I am effecting an arrest! Archer: Great, while you're at it, arrest him. Lana: Who? [Dutch Dylan shouts and jumps out of...

26. Law & Order: SVU

Breaking the law law and order svu

Olivia: So Anne, can you tell me what happened?
Anne: I'm... I'm not really sure.
Lydia: She was raped! She would never have sex with a man. She is a lesbian!

Olivia: So Anne, can you tell me what happened? Anne: I'm... I'm not really sure. Lydia: She was raped! She would never have sex with a...

27. Fargo

Connecting the dots fargo

Varga: You have a fat wife.
Sy: Excuse me?
Varga: Which part of what I just said is giving you trouble?

Varga: You have a fat wife. Sy: Excuse me? Varga: Which part of what I just said is giving you trouble?

28. The 100

Octavia and indra the 100 season 4 episode 12

Jaha: Octavia, please. You can stop this. You're Skaikru. You're one of us.
Octavia: I'm one of you? You made me hide under the floor. You floated my mother. I'm not hiding now.

Jaha: Octavia, please. You can stop this. You're Skaikru. You're one of us. Octavia: I'm one of you? You made me hide under the floor....

29. Grey's Anatomy

Meredith ready to work greys anatomy s13e24

She needs blood and a defibrillator! Now! I deep fried a rapist. I dove through a wall of fire. I did not do all of that so that this little girl could die, okay? I saved her. I saved her. I saved her. I saved her. Dr. Bailey, I need to finish saving her, right now and I need you to get out of my face!

Stephanie
She needs blood and a defibrillator! Now! I deep fried a rapist. I dove through a wall of fire. I did not do all of that so that this...

30. 12 Monkeys

The end of the world 12 monkeys

Cole: Who are you?
Sock Mask Dude [unmasks]: That's right. Take it all in. Greetings, asshole. I'm future asshole.

Cole: Who are you? Sock Mask Dude [unmasks]: That's right. Take it all in. Greetings, asshole. I'm future asshole.

31. Supernatural

Sam races down the hallway supernatural season 12 episode 22

Sam: Is this how you pictured it? The end?
Dean: Oh, you know it’s not. I always thought I’d go out Butch and Sundance style.
Sam: Blaze of glory.
Sam: Blaze of glory.

Sam: Is this how you pictured it? The end? Dean: Oh, you know it’s not. I always thought I’d go out Butch and Sundance style. Sam: Blaze...

32. The Blacklist

Mr kaplan stands on a bridge the blacklist season 4 episode 22

Why come into my life, give up everything, go broke trying to protect me, and not tell me you're my father?

Liz
Why come into my life, give up everything, go broke trying to protect me, and not tell me you're my father?

33. Scandal

Surprising changes scandal

Raise your hand if you've killed a Vice President.

Olivia
Raise your hand if you've killed a Vice President.

34. The Originals

Hayley is ready for war the originals

Hope: Mom?
Hayley: Hope, I didn't see you there, sweetie.
Hope: Uncle Elijah's sick, isn't he?
Hayley: Uncle Elijah is very sick.
Hope: Well, can we help him?
Hayley: We're doing everything we can, I promise.
Hope: Maybe I can help aunt Freya do a spell to make him better.
Hayley: That's very brave of you.

Hope: Mom? Hayley: Hope, I didn't see you there, sweetie. Hope: Uncle Elijah's sick, isn't he? Hayley: Uncle Elijah is very sick. Hope:...

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