Quotables from Week Ending Sept. 24, 2015

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Happy fall! 

The leaves are turning, the temperature is dropping (somewhere, right??) and a whole plethora of new and returning shows are hitting the small screen. That means we're back, baby!!

TGIT makes a comeback this week with Grey's Anatomy and Scandal, but we're still on board with summer fun such as You're The Worst and Ray Donovan. Meanwhile, Halloween made an early appearance as Scream Queens burst onto the scene with two hours of comedic mayhem. Rating schmatings, it trended for hours on Twitter, guys!

A shocking new crime was committed on How to Get Away with Murder (murder, really?), a hot new man named Rosewood joined Empire on Wednesdays and a moral dilemma was facing The Doctor on Doctor Who just in time for the TARDIS to *explode* on Saturday.

Take a look at these quotes, discover what programming you should be tuning into, and get in while the going is easy!!

1. Castle

Congratulatory cupcake castle s8e1

Kate: Babe, did you set your hair on fire again?
Rick: No, that was just one time. It's just that I'm so good looking I'm literally smoking hot.

Kate: Babe, did you set your hair on fire again? Rick: No, that was just one time. It's just that I'm so good looking I'm literally...

2. Doctor Who

Finding the doctor doctor who

Oh, don’t be disgusting, we’re Timelords, not animals. Try, nanobrain, to rise above the reproductive frenzy of your noisy little food chain, and contemplate friendship.

Missy
Oh, don’t be disgusting, we’re Timelords, not animals. Try, nanobrain, to rise above the reproductive frenzy of your noisy little food...

3. Grey's Anatomy

Return of meredith greys anatomy s12e1

Stephanie: You're one of the Seattle Grace five.
Arizona: I survived a plane crash. A big deal.
Stephanie: And a car crash. And a shooting. You might be immortal.

Stephanie: You're one of the Seattle Grace five. Arizona: I survived a plane crash. A big deal. Stephanie: And a car crash. And a...

4. NCIS

Gibbs is shot ncis

Franks: All the sawbones in the world...and you get Chuckles the Clown. I'll be this guy's a hoot at parties.
Gibbs: Shut up, Mike.

Franks: All the sawbones in the world...and you get Chuckles the Clown. I'll be this guy's a hoot at parties. Gibbs: Shut up, Mike.

5. Masters of Sex

Dinner for four masters of sex

You're a son of a bitch, Bill, and a misguided one if you think that alienating Virginia is the way to win her back. That is your endgame, isn't it?

Daniel
You're a son of a bitch, Bill, and a misguided one if you think that alienating Virginia is the way to win her back. That is your...

6. The Muppets

Miss piggy is furious the muppets

What can I say? I'm attracted to pigs.

Kermit
What can I say? I'm attracted to pigs.

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