Quotables for Week Ending October 15, 2015

What are television's most quotable moments for the week ending Thursday, October 15, 2015? Look no further, because we have them right here!
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Fargo Quotes

Chief: Aww. Heck. It's Sam Hess.
Cop: Who owns the trucking company?
Chief: With the two boys both dumb as a dog's foot

Lorne: Just one word: Yes or No?