Quotes of the Week: Elementary, Animal Kingdom, Pearson & More

Quotes of the Week: Elementary, Animal Kingdom, Pearson & More

A beloved character said goodbye on Animal Kingdom this week, and the door closed forever on Elementary. Get a taste of that and more with our quotes of the week!
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45 Characters Getting Coal for Christmas

45 Characters Getting Coal for Christmas

Naughty or nice? We put together a list of characters that have been so bad this year they deserve nothing more than a lump of coal in their stockings.
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Succession Quotes

Tom: You told me. You told me you wanted an opening relationship on our fucking wedding night.
Shiv: This. Oh. So you've been stewing on that?
Tom: Why yes, I have been stewing on it. I'm not a hippy, Shiv. I don't want to stuff a dildo up my, I don't want to do threesomes!
Shiv: OK!
Tom: On our WEDDING NIGHT? Bang! Shanghaied into an open-borders free-fuck trade deal.
Shiv: It was just an idea.
Tom: Well, that's, that's a biggie just to throw in at the altar. You know? I do, I do, but I do maybe also demand to gobble the odd side dick.
Shiv: Gobble the odd side dick.
Tom: I don't think it was cool what you did. I just, you know, I think a lot of the time, if I think about it, I think a lot of the time, I'm really pretty unhappy.
Shiv: What are you saying?
Tom: I don't know. I love you, I do. I just, uh, I wonder if, I wonder if the sad I'd be without you would be less than the sad I get from being with you.

Romulus, when you laugh, please do it in the same volume as everyone else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm.

Logan