13 Best Christmas Episodes

13 Best Christmas Episodes

We've gathered some of the best Christmas episodes in our humble opinions.
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39 Greatest Television Families

39 Greatest Television Families

This is a list of the greatest television families of all time. Who is your favorite?
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17 TV Moms We Sort of Wish Raised Us

17 TV Moms We Sort of Wish Raised Us

Happy Mother's Day! In honor of this annual occasion, we're here to pay tribute to television's best moms. Don't you wish these ladies had helped raise you?
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...