It’s not like you needed a crystal ball to see this coming, but our staff is nonetheless quite clairvoyant.
When we reported the surprise engagement of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt a few afternoons ago (on May 24, to be exact) we predicted that nauseating, loving pics of the newlyweds-to-be would surface any second.
We were pretty much on the nose.
Spencer Pratt has proven to be a master of coordinating “spontaneous” photo shoots of himself and Heidi acting super cute, preferably play-fighting and smiling ear-to-ear while wearing bathing suits.
Convenient, since they show off Heidi Montag‘s ample new chest.
Truly, those fake boobs are something else – but the onslaught of staged photos of slimy Spencer macking on her makes us sick to our collective stomach.
Here’s the latest “candid” photo gallery featuring the controversial couple from MTV’s smash reality TV hit, The Hills …
No word on whether Lauren Conrad has texted them her congratulations yet, but our guess is she’s too ill to even clasp her beloved Blackberry.