Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi is a self proclaimed "guidette" and an aspiring veterinary technician.

She describes her ideal man as one who fits the guido stereotype and enters the experience hoping to meet the man of her dreams.

She is the center of controversy when a man punches her in her face during a bar confrontation. That sucked for the Snookers.

Marlboro, New York

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes

It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.


Friggin' duck phone!