Dr. Cox: Did you actually just page me to find out how much tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner? J.D.: I was worried it could exasterbate the patient's... Dr. Cox: Its regular strength tylenol. Here's what you do: Get her to open her mouth, take a handfull and throw it at her. Whatever sticks - that's the correct dosage
Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you happen to know what a zebra is? J.D.: That patient just mocked me! Dr. Cox: It's a diagnosis of a ridiculously obscure disease when it's much more likely that the patient has a common illness presenting with uncommon symptoms, in other words, if you hear hoof beats, you just go ahead and think horsies and not zebras, mkay mister silly bear?