Blue Odyssey Meets Cold Splash

Everyone's favorite band on Wisteria Lane, Blue Odyssey meets Cold Splash and feel really old. Our favorite line from the clip? When asked if they wanted to go a party they say they have to check in with the wives. Great stuff.
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Bree and Orson are Interview

Bree and Orson are being interview and everything goes perfectly well until the phone rings and a very revealing voicemail is recorded.
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Susan Meets Julie's Boyfriend

When Susan meets her daughter's new boyfriend she brought home from college she's a little shocked to find out it was her former professor who's been married... three times!
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Fire in the Nightclub

When there's a fire in the night club, one of the characters from Wisteria Lane isn't going to make it out alive. This video is spoiler free and doesn't show who dies.
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

Dr. Barr: Hey there. I was surprised to hear you wanted a session.
Bree: Well, there's nothing like being tied to a bed to change a girl's mind.
Dr. Barr: What do you wanna talk about?
Bree: Anything at all. As you said, I...I have a lot of issues.
Dr. Barr: Well, I assumed as much when you told the ridiculous story about your daughter running off with a murderer.
Bree: Saw right through that, did ya?
Dr. Barr: Well, I'm a trained professional, Bree. The human mind is my playground.
Bree: Well, I'm glad that you're having fun.

(to dead body) "Tu me manques, Monique" ("I Miss You Monique").

Orson