Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 9: "Crisis Point" Quotes
Mariner: The Lizardmen will no longer be subject to Rat oppression!
Rat Overlord: Aw, they're not oppressed. We raise them as food. They like it!
Lizardman: Well, we are delicious.
You're yelling at me for spreading freedom because you don't feel like filing a report?
Mariner
Freeman: You're not going to the brig. You're going to therapy.
Mariner: What? You think I need therapy? No! It's the 80s, dude, we don't have psychiatric problems!
Freeman: Ok, look. Will you stop eating these guys if we give you food replicators?
Rat Overlord: Huh. I dunno. Can they make nutrient pellets?
Freeman: Yes!
She's selecting eager to please candidates for her advanced diplomacy workshop. Problem is, I don't know HOW eager to please! I gotta practice.
Boimler
Time to take this puppy off its leash! Warp me!
Freeman
Wow. For a random space marauder, you really know your way around a starship.
Billups
Mariner: Oooo, look! Shaxs' earring! You have to wear it. Come here, c'mere.
Tendi: I don't know. Isn't there like religious significance? I mean, some of his ear is still on it.
Mariner: Orions are pirates! Pillaging's your whole thing!
Tendi: Ok, stop! It is not MY whole thing. And for your information, many Orions haven't been pirates for over five years!
Freeman: You'll never take my ship!
Mariner/Vindicta: I don't want your ship! I want you to stop treating me like I'm the bad guy all the time.
Freeman: You ARE the bad guy.
Mariner/Vindicta: No, I'm not! Why don't you EVER side with me?
Freeman: I don't even know you
Mariner/Vindicta: Exactly!
Freeman: My god. You're crazy.
Mariner/Vindicta: Oh, when are you going to give up the loving captain act?
Freeman: It's not an act. I'm overflowing with love and affection!
Rutherford: Sir, are you okay?
Billups: I'll live but the rest of the crew...
Rutherford: ... will be fine. I initiated a rapid repeating emergency transport sequence and beamed the entire crew before we crashed.
Billups: What? That's not possible.
Rutherford: No, it's a movie. You can beam whatever you want. You can do all sorts of beam-y stuff in a movie.
