I'm fine. There's no black hole growing inside my head.

Ben

So, they scientists, they want us to prove they're not opening the gates of hell?

Ben

Kristen: I wanna go back to normal.
Andy: What's normal?
Kristen: Kids, family, home; no ghost moans coming from the walls or nuns trampin' around looking for demons. I want you to go bowling with your buddies.

Did you ever wonder why The Omen skipped the infancy? Because that's the real horror.

Kristen

Your eggs and my sperm -- destined for each other from the beginning. In 38 days, a child will be born who will need his mother's milk -- his genetic mother. Mary of Bethlehem, they will sing hymns in your honor. The mother of the living anti-Christ! [Kristen laughs in his face]

Leland

Ben: OK. So, what? Just, what, ignore the weirdness?
David: The world is weird.

I think God keeps revealing himself, and after a certain point, you have to acknowledge it.

David

Laura: I think Leland has our dad.
Ben: Why do you think that?
Laura: Because we texted his computer when dad's boss called from Everest, and we heard the text ring call from his zoom call. We need to get my dad.
Ben: Yeah, um, why don't you go to sleep? We'll talk about it.

Ben: You know what I do when I can't sleep?
Laura: What?
Ben: I stay awake.

Aaron, our oldest, he said he saw a demon eyeball floating up in our toilet, but that's about it.

Shiela

People think they're being helpful when they take work away from a mourner. They're not. I need work more than anything right now.

Father Ignatius

I thought he was coming for me, not His Eminence. I've never been so blind before. Don't stop. He'll come for you next.

Grace

Evil Quotes

Acosta: The Church has a backlog of about 500,000 requests for exorcisms and miracle appraisals, and my colleague Ben and I are hired by the Church to investigate unexplained phenomenon and recommend whether there should be an exorcism or further research.
Kristen: I didn’t know that was a job.
Acosta: It is.

Kristen: Why did you give my therapy notes to a serial killer?
Townsend: You’re in way over your head, Ms. Bouchard. Why don’t you leave this to the professionals?
Kristen: Who are the professionals?
Townsend: Your boy toy Acosta, Leroux, the Sixty.
Kristen: Who are the Sixty?
Townsend: People who know who you are, now. Hey, that session No. 37 was a juicy one, wasn’t it? ‘I just want my daughters gone so I can have my freedom.’ Just say the word Kristen, and ‘Poof, they’re gone.’ No one blames you, no guilt; just four little caskets.
Kristen: Go to hell.
Townsend: With pleasure. In fact, I’ll make room for your daughters.