Evil
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I'm fine. There's no black hole growing inside my head.
Ben
So, they scientists, they want us to prove they're not opening the gates of hell?
Ben
Kristen: I wanna go back to normal.
Andy: What's normal?
Kristen: Kids, family, home; no ghost moans coming from the walls or nuns trampin' around looking for demons. I want you to go bowling with your buddies.
Did you ever wonder why The Omen skipped the infancy? Because that's the real horror.
Kristen
Your eggs and my sperm -- destined for each other from the beginning. In 38 days, a child will be born who will need his mother's milk -- his genetic mother. Mary of Bethlehem, they will sing hymns in your honor. The mother of the living anti-Christ! [Kristen laughs in his face]
Leland
Ben: OK. So, what? Just, what, ignore the weirdness?
David: The world is weird.
I think God keeps revealing himself, and after a certain point, you have to acknowledge it.
David
Laura: I think Leland has our dad.
Ben: Why do you think that?
Laura: Because we texted his computer when dad's boss called from Everest, and we heard the text ring call from his zoom call. We need to get my dad.
Ben: Yeah, um, why don't you go to sleep? We'll talk about it.
Ben: You know what I do when I can't sleep?
Laura: What?
Ben: I stay awake.
Aaron, our oldest, he said he saw a demon eyeball floating up in our toilet, but that's about it.
Shiela
People think they're being helpful when they take work away from a mourner. They're not. I need work more than anything right now.
Father Ignatius
I thought he was coming for me, not His Eminence. I've never been so blind before. Don't stop. He'll come for you next.
Grace