Last Comic Standing Auditions Begin; Episode Guide Live

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Last Comic Standing can only hope to find another Alonzo Bodden this year.

But even though the auditions last night on the season premiere didn't thrill us, the fact that Alonzo - a former champion - is now a judge makes us smile. He had a few good lines as he dressed down many comedic hopefuls.

Such as? Go find out for yourself. Our Last Comic Standing episode guide is live now!

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