While Matt Grant and anyone that has ever starred on a dating reality show are spewing nonsense about hoping to find true love in front of a camera - and then, without fail, dumping said true love months after the series ends - at least Flav is honest about his intentions on Flavor of Love.
"Honestly, to tell you the truth, I'm never tired of bringing entertainment to television. But it's not really like I'm looking for love. I automatically get that when I walk out the door," Flavor Flav recently said.
Sorry, current Flavor of Love contestants. But did you really think you'd end up with the man who has fathered enough children to field a softball team?
No matter how this season of the show ends, moreover, Flavor Flav is moving on from the reality TV genre.
"I'm not going to do any more Flavor of Loves," he said. "It's getting a little repetitious for me, you know what I'm saying?"
But the musician's days as a TV star are far from over. He has a new sitcom coming out - seriously - called Under One Roof. It premieres on April 16 on MyNetworkTV. And in case he wasn't already clear enough about his lack of interest in settling down, Flav concluded:
"My personal career right now is more important to me than anything but the air I breathe."