Nicole Richie Wants to Find the Next Nicole Richie

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Will the madness never end?!?

According to Entertainment Weekly, Nicole Richie is trying to make a reality show comeback, pitching a series that offers contestants the chance to compete to become... the next Nicole Richie.

We'd make a joke here about individuals vying to achie fame with no discernible talent - but that is actually what the show is about!

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In order to become the next Nicole Richie, must you wear ridiculous, oversized sunglasses?

The unscripted series would reportedly test each contestant's ability to achieve notoriety (get those sex tapes rolling!). In the end - get this! - the winner would receive his/her own reality show. Yes, it's a reality show to crown the unknown most deserving of another reality show.

At least three cable networks are interested in the cyclical, Apocalyptical concept. We're gonna go bash our heads in with a tire iron.

Matt Richenthal is the Editor in Chief of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Twitter and on Google+.

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