On last night's How I Met Your Mother, Ted learned that he was actually fired from the GNB headquarters project months ago.  Due to an elaborate lie by Marshall and Barney to protect him, Ted continued to work there.

Meanwhile, the gang spent the episode discussing which celebrity they'd want to sleep with and Robin revealed she already slept with one.  She makes the gang guess who it was, what objects he collect, and what crazy Canadian sexual position (from a website) he wanted to do.

Find out how Ted responded to months of being lied to in our "Old King Clancy" recap.

Here's some of our favorite quotes from this instantly classic episode:

Barney: If I could nail any celebrity it would definitely be Scarlett Johansson. Hot, talented and nobody does that many woodie allen movies without some serious daddy issues | permalink

Ted: I just got screwed by my two best friends and I didn't even know it
Lily: In Canada that's called a sneaky snowflake | permalink

Ted: Well after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four pronged approached that really brought him to his knees
Barney: Hit him with a chair?
Ted: Yep | permalink

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