True Blood Recap: "Release Me"

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On last night's episode of True Blood, we had three separate people looking to be released -- Sam trying to escape from Maryann, Sookie from Steve Newlin, and Bill from Lorena.

Sookie Tries to Escape

So which of our three supernatural prisoners were able to escape.  Well you're going to have to read our "Release Me" recap to find out of course!

Now for some of our favorite True Blood quotes from the episode.

Eric: Tell me, what is that you find so fulfilling about human companionship?
Isabella: They feel much more strongly than we do. Everything is urgent, exciting. Maybe because their lives are so temporary
Eric: Yes, they certainly don't keep well. Do you have the prospect of him growing old, sickly, crippled somewhat repulsive?
Isbaella: No, I find it curious, like a science project | permalink
Hoyt: I ain't never done it... with a girl I mean
Jessica: What have you done it with?
Hoyt: Just myself
Jessica: Oh, so you're a virgin? Oh well, big whoop. So what? | permalink

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True Blood Quotes

These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.


Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes