True Blood Recap: "Timebomb"

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The war between the Fellowship of the Sun and the Dallas vampires almost turned to blood on last night's episode of True Blood.  That is until the most peaceful vampire sheriff, Godric, stepped and an intervened.

Godric at the Church

Meanwhile, back in Bon Temps, Eggs and Tara continued to enjoy their sinful life, while Sam was about to go to jail for it.  Find out what else happened in our "Timebomb" recap.

Now for some of the best True Blood quotes from the episode.

Steve: I will not negotiate with sub humans. Kill me. Do it. Jesus will protect me
Godric: I am actually older than your Jesus. I wish I could have known him but I missed it | permalink
Steve: On the final day of reckoning we'll see who goes to heaven and who goes to hell
Jason: I reckon I've already been to heaven... it was inside your wife | permalink
Lorena [to Sookie]: Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon | permalink

Now discuss your favorite moments from this intense episode in our True Blood forum.

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True Blood Quotes

These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.


Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

True Blood Music

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Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
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