Television is a dichotomous animal.
The same week HBO aired the True Detective finale, USA debuted Chrisley Knows Best and WEtv announced Sex Box, a program that features married couples having sex... in a box. And then talking about it with experts.
We wish we were making that up.
We also wish we were making up every reality show on the following list, all of which either have existed or currently exist - and all of which make us fear that the Apocalypse is nigh.
Click through them now... and go horde a few canned goods.