Marco is the hilarious live-in Chef on Privileged.  He serves not only as an amazing chef but also as a sage with pearls of wisdom.  He also likes to play matchmaker with Megan and all the boys he finds "cute."  We love Marco and wish he could cook for us.

Marco Quotes

I hate seeing people's just one of my things...and wrists.. I hate looking at people's wrists...


Marco: Have a cup of my coffee and you'll be feeling good as new..
Megan: No offense person I don't know, but i just got tazed.
[takes a sip]
Megan: That's not coffee, that's something god made!

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

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