Admiral Pike: Your first pony was named Sir Neighs-A-Lot. He broke his leg in a rainstorm. Your parents had to put him down. And you cried for a week. Ever tell anybody that? Captain Pike: It's hard when your tragic backstory starts with... Admiral Pike: ...a silly name.
Captain Pike: Is this some kind of... Admiral Pike: ...joke? No. Captain Pike: How am I supposed to believe... Admiral Pike:...that I'm really you? Captain Pike: You ever gonna let me get a word in edgewise? Admiral Pike: I knew you were going to say that. Does that help?