Taco: You can lead a horse to horse-c*ck, but you can't make him eat it. Ruxin: That is not a Chinese proverb. Taco: That's what it said on my fortune scrotum!
Andre: Gina, you look absolutely stunning tonight. Gina: Thank you, although it's not really a compliment coming from you, because you look like you run the jerk-off stand at a Romanian sex circus.