[on conference call] You think I didn't hear that? I can hear your hair growing on that thing.

Jack

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I'm not a drug addict, I'm an executive with the General Electric corporation.

Jack

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That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.

Jack

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I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.

Jack

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I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.

Jack

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For my first character, I'd like to do a janitor who has finally had enough and stabs everyone.

Janitor

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