I bought these shoes with the money I earn.

Megan

You mess up in class you get a B minus. You mess up in here, a killer goes free.

Megan

My little double entendre generator was almost out of gas.

Dani

Dani: I make a mean espresso.
Peter: What do you got against instant?
Dani: Let's just say I like to grind.

If I ever get shot and this meathead is my doctor just let me bleed out, please.

Bud

Fall off and break your leg if you want to. You won't be suing today.

Curtis

I guess we'll know when the battle of the big ego ends.

Bud

Bud: You're under arrest.
David: What for?
Bud: If it were up to me? Being a horrible person.

Now we know where all of her blood went.

Megan

Bud: What would have happened if she was crabby and whiny?
Megan: I would have called her Bud.

Megan: Mom, you're here to help me pick out a color.
Joan: I think I should introduce you to my interior designer.

Planning on studying at the rave, huh?

Bud

Body of Proof Season 2 Quotes

Curtis: I'm glad somebody's in bed with the right people.
Megan: We all have our talents.

Peter: Is your paresthesia acting up again?
Megan: No, my mother is.