Californication Season 4 Quotes
Hank: I refuse to be number twelve Charlie.
Charlie: Oh I wasn't counting the guys.
My adventures in the screen trade have been about as much fun as forced anal.
Hank
Not only does the lady have bodacious ta-ta's she also has splendiferous taste in literature.
Hank
A lot can happen in a weekend.
Hank
Start with a shower, you smell like you just walked out of a fisting contest.
Abby
Abby: Is there something I should know here?
Charlie: Such as?
Abby: Is he retarded?
Remember how fast my masturbation video spread? That was unnerving.
Charlie
Hank: What's that look?
Charlie: What look?
Hank: That shifty somewhat cunty look of yours.
