Californication Season 4 Quotes
I think we should kill someone tonight. I mean like a hobo or something.
Eddie
Until you have savored both sexes, until you know how to make both of them come like baby gorillas? You don't know shit from Shinola.
Eddie
Agent, get us some whores.
Eddie
Work is a cruel mistress.
Stu
It's decided then, I'm going out tonight. Like Zig, I'm jerkin myself to Jesus.
Hank
Your attorney dumped you? How does that even happen?
Karen
Hank: How is she? OK?
Karen: OK? What does that even mean at this point?
Hank: What do you want from me Karen? Look around, welcome to rock bottom.
I can't help it if some cock tard in a fedora takes a picture at the exact wrong moment.
Hank
Abby: I think I'm actually seeing some of that Hank Moody mojo up close and personal.
Hank: Is my dong out?
She's really fucked up, Hank. I can't wait to play her.
Sasha
Hank, you might consider smiling a little more often, it uh, got me kind of wet.
Abby
Charlie: I hurt myself.
Marci: What, you get shampoo in your pee hole again?
