Californication Season 5 Quotes
Innocent until proven diminutive.
Hank
Hank: Here's to bending over and taking it, Hollywood style.
Bates: And this from the nineteenth writer on Santa Monica Cap, I'm touched.
Hank: Ah douché my friend, douché .
Charlie: Any advice?
Lizzie: Just be yourself Charlie.
Charlie: And who is that exactly?
This is nothing, I've seen some shit.
Becca
Carrie: I'm so drunk on cock...stay here and fuck me again and again and again.
Hank: You don't want to live forever do you?
These things hurt, you know?
Karen
Let's get you home before this low rider turns back into a pumpkin.
Hank
I felt what you needed. That's what brothers do for each other, they feel each other. You feel me?
Calvin
Hank: Charlie is that a dildo in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Charlie: I think I must have been reliving that pee thing, now it's just a shame boner.
Sometimes it's better not to touch your dreams.
Hank
Really? You made a movie about a battleship? Man, just thanks for Aspen Extreme.
Hank
You're a middle aged white guy. What the fuck do you know about black culture?
Peter Berg
